ENERGY
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GAIN ENERGY
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THE
ENERGY BLOCKAGE REMOVAL
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THE
KARMA CLEARING
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MASTERY
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TANTRA
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HassidismTHE ART OF DYINGChapter-6Why No Women?Last Question
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The last question and the most important: Question 9 OSHO, WHY DO JEWS HAVE LONG NOSES? Now don't be afraid. I am not going to give you a long talk, a ninety-minute talk, no, because I know the answer. When you don't know the answer you have to give a very long answer. You see, that's why I go on talking so long. When I don't know the answer I have to talk very long. In my talking you forget your question. But when I know the answer there is no need. And I know the answer. I happen to know the answer. How I came upon the answer -- about that I must tell you something. One day -- just a few days ago -- Vivek asked me this question early in the morning: 'Why do Jews have long noses?' I settled in my chair, in my posture. I made my towel comfortable, looked at the clock and I was just going to start a great discourse on the philosophy and the physiology of the Jewish nose. But then she became apprehensive and afraid. Naturally -- because once I take off, then it takes ninety minutes at least for me to land on the earth. So she said, 'Stop! Stop! I happen to know the answer! You need not give me the answer!' I was very shocked because I was already on the way. In a hurried way she said, 'Because the air is free!' It is a beauty. I loved it. It explains everything. The Jews have long noses because the air is free! |