Upanishads
PHILOSOPHIA ULTIMA
Chapter-3
I Teach the Commune
Second Question
The second question
Question 2
OSHO: I DON'T KNOW!
THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE SHOWERING ON ME.
SITTING SILENTLY, DOING NOTHING,
AND THE GRASS GROWS BY ITSELF.
I AM SO HAPPY HAVING EYES THAT CAN SEE, AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T SEE, IT NEVER GETS DARK.
YESTERDAY WHILE LISTENING TO ALMASTA'S ESOTERIC QUESTIONS IT WAS LIKE TAKING A BATH IN THE OCEAN OF LOVE.
I LOVE HER AND LIKE TO SIT AT YOUR FEET LOOKING AT YOU, HEARING THE MUSIC OF LOVE AND BEING A CHILD AGAIN. ARE THERE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FROM ALMASTA?
THERE MUST BE MORE -- AT LEAST ONE MORE.
I KNOW THAT SHE HAS AT LEAST TEN QUESTIONS. OH, OSHO, LIFE IS GOOD TO ME!
Dhyan Almuth
YES, ALMASTA HAS EXACTLY ten questions again! First:
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, two: one to buy an art deco bulb, and one to shriek, "Marvelous, darling!"
Second:
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, five: one to screw in the light bulb, and four to discuss how it is more gratifying than a man!
Third:
How many Zen Masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, two: one to screw in the light bulb and one not to screw in the light bulb.
Fourth:
How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, ten thousand... to give the light bulb a cultural revolution.
Fifth:
How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, all of them!
Sixth:
How many negroes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, none -- there are not any -- any more!
Seventh:
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, one, but he needs a lot of light bulbs!
Eighth:
How many neurotics in therapy does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, one -- three hours a week for five years!
Ninth:
How many psychotherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, ask Teertha. Every possibility is that he will encounter you and ask, "When did you start this fantasy?"
Tenth:
How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Almasta, this is a question for J. Krishnamurti, not for me. Ask him and he will go into deep meditation and then ask you, "Do you mean, how does a light bulb screw you?"
Next: Chapter 4, Be Assertive!, First Question
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- Upanishads, Discourses on the Mandukya Upanishad, These discourses are based on the sutras of the Mandukya and Isa Upanishads. Philosophia Ultima Chapter 3: I Teach the Commune, Question 1
Upanishads, Discourses on the Mandukya Upanishad, These discourses are based on the sutras of the Mandukya and Isa Upanishads. Philosophia Ultima Chapter 3: I Teach the Commune, Question 1, THE POPE IS ON ABOUT SEX AGAIN! AT A RECENT NATIONAL CONVENTION OF CHRISTIAN FAMILY ADVISORS IN ITALY HE CONDEMNED PRE-MARITAL AND EXTRA-MARITAL RELATIONS. AS WELL AS CONTRACEPTION AND ABORTION. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD AND OF THE CHURCH LIES IN THE FAMILY, HE SAID. WHAT DO YOU SAY? at energyenhancement.org
- Upanishads, Discourses on the Mandukya Upanishad, These discourses are based on the sutras of the Mandukya and Isa Upanishads. Philosophia Ultima Chapter 3: I Teach the Commune, Question 2
Upanishads, Discourses on the Mandukya Upanishad, These discourses are based on the sutras of the Mandukya and Isa Upanishads. Philosophia Ultima Chapter 3: I Teach the Commune, Question 2, I DON'T KNOW! THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE SHOWERING ON ME. SITTING SILENTLY, DOING NOTHING, AND THE GRASS GROWS BY ITSELF. I AM SO HAPPY HAVING EYES THAT CAN SEE, AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T SEE, IT NEVER GETS DARK. YESTERDAY WHILE LISTENING TO ALMASTA'S ESOTERIC QUESTIONS IT WAS LIKE TAKING A BATH IN THE OCEAN OF LOVE. I LOVE HER AND LIKE TO SIT AT YOUR FEET LOOKING AT YOU, HEARING THE MUSIC OF LOVE AND BEING A CHILD AGAIN. ARE THERE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FROM ALMASTA? THERE MUST BE MORE -- AT LEAST ONE MORE. I KNOW THAT SHE HAS AT LEAST TEN QUESTIONS. OH, OSHO, LIFE IS GOOD TO ME! at energyenhancement.org