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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 16: All Moons In The One Moon
Question 8
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The eighth question
Question 8
OSHO, HAVE YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD JOKE I CAN BRING TO A NON-ORANGE LOVER IN THE WEST WHO IS A SCIENTIST AND HAS BEEN READING AND UNDERLINING YOU FOR FOUR YEARS?
Patipada,
TELL HIM NOT TO DESTROY MY BOOKS because the real thing is between the lines and that's what he is crossing out with his underlining! But it may be just old habit. Otherwise, a man who has been reading me for four years, can he still remain there and non-orange? It is impossible -- just old habit. He can go on doing it for four lives or forty lives. Tell him it is time. Tell him enough is enough!
Maria was a student of sociology. For her research paper she decided to make a trip into the interior of Brazil. Caught in a tropical downpour she lost her way in the jungle. Finally two men found her, drenched to the skin.
"You'll never find your way out in this storm," said one. "The river is flooded. You're welcome to spend the night at our place."
Maria felt relieved and happy to have an opportunity to experience the authentic lives of some people of the interior. Once at the house, the men prepared a meal for her and afterwards played the guitar and sang folksongs. When they grew tired, the Brazilian informed her that there was only one bed.
"That's okay," she said, "I can sleep in bed with the two of you!"
The men were reluctant, but finally agreed. After the three tossed and turned for a while, they decided to give in and make love. Maria gave each man a condom and then the three of them had a wonderful time for the rest of the night.
The next morning Maria thanked the two men for their hospitality and went on her way back home to write up her report.
Several days passed and the two guys were turning yellow and feeling quite uncomfortable. Finally one says to the other, "Hey, brother! I really don't care if that girl has a baby or not!"
The other says, "I can't stand it anymore! Let's take these plastic bags off our cocks... enough is enough!"
So you tell him, Patipada, enough is enough! It is time for him to come here and go orange -- that means go mad That is a new way of saying going mad: "Go orange." But he is a scientist and he must be calculating, measuring, thinking about the pros and cons, hesitating, observing, watching. He will miss the opportunity. That's how people go on postponing. Tell him there are a few things which have to be done immediately if you ever want to do them -- now or never. His old habit of being a scientist must be there; he will have to put it aside.
Dave was going to marry Mabel, so Dad thought it best to tell him about the birds and the bees. "Now, Dave, see that knot-hole in the tree over there? I want you to go and practice in that hole so that on your wedding night you will know what to do!"
A few days later Dave got married. That night frantic screams were heard coming from Dave and Mabel's room. Dad burst in to find Dave ramming a broomstick up between Mabel's legs.
'What are you doing, Dave?" Dad shouted.
"I'm making quite sure that there are no bees in this one!"
Next: Chapter 16: All Moons In The One Moon, Question 9
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GAIN ENERGY APPRENTICE
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THE ENERGY BLOCKAGE REMOVAL
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