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And the last question

Question 7
OSHO,
ARE YOU PUSHING MY PLEASURE BUTTON? WHEN I SIT IN LECTURE I AM ALL SMILES AND IT TAKES ME HOURS TO WIPE IT OFF MY FACE.

Parmita,
YOU FOOL! Why do you try to wipe it off? I make so much effort to create it and you take hours to wipe it off! Never do it again -- so that it becomes something permanent, something essential with you, something natural, something that surrounds you.
But I know people are afraid of smiling, because if you are caught red-handed by others smiling for no reason at all, they think you are crazy. So people repress their smiles. That's why Parmita must have been trying to wipe it off.
But when I push the button I really push the button, and now I am going to push harder! You will not be able to wipe it off even if you make effort for hours or for days! Enjoy it! And what does it matter if people think you are crazy? Why be worried about it? There is nothing wrong in being crazy. Here, at least, everything is crazy!
Just the other day somebody asked, "Osho, there are so many clocks in the ashram. Why do they all show different times?" Just crazy -- cuckoo clocks! And if they all show the same time, then what would be the need for so many clocks? Then one would be enough!
Parmita, one joke for you:

A young nurse's first duty on her new job was to bathe the man in room 305. She performed her task and quickly returned to the nursing station.
"How was he?" asked her supervisor, an old, seasoned nurse.
"He was doing fine," she said, "but there was a very strange thing... he had the word'little' tattooed on his prick."

The older nurse was very curious and decided to check it out. She returned forty-five minutes later, hair messed up, clothes askew, and said to the young nurse, "Honey, that tattoo does not say 'little.' It says, 'Little Rock, Arkansas, Pride of the South'!"

 

 

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