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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 14: Don't Abandon Existence
Question 8
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The eighth question
Question 8
OSHO, HOW ABOUT SOME GOOD JEWISH JOKES? I LOVE TO LAUGH AT MYSELF!
Anand Sudharka,
TWO JEWISH BUSINESSMEN were relaxing in Harlem one afternoon when one said to the other, "We forgot to lock the safe."
"What does it matter?" asked his partner. "We're both here, ain't we?"
A group of Jewish friends discuss if it would have been better not to have been born.
"Of course it would," says one of them, "but how many of us have such luck?"
It is a little subtle. It will take seven days for you.
Two Jews were walking in a concentration camp. One of them asked, "Hey, Moshe, do you know what time it is?"
"Why?" answered the second. "Do you have to go somewhere?"
A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Jew went to an expensive place to eat, somewhere in London.
The Scotsman was heard to say at the end of the evening, "It's okay, lads, I'll pay tonight."
The next day the newspaper headlines read: "Jewish Ventriloquist Found Dead Outside Restaurant."
And the last:
A man riding in a train is reading a novel; sitting by his side is a young woman.
"Hey, Jew!" says the woman.'What time is it?"
The man is shocked, but plays it cool and does not answer.
A minute later she asks again, "Hey, Jew! What time is it?"
No answer. So she asks five more times.
Finally the man gets angry and says, "Myna watch is in myna pocket. You just take a look and see what time it is."
"How can I see inside your pockets?" she asks.
Next: Chapter 14: Don't Abandon Existence, Question 9
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GAIN ENERGY APPRENTICE
LEVEL1
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THE ENERGY BLOCKAGE REMOVAL
PROCESS
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THE KARMA CLEARING
PROCESS APPRENTICE LEVEL3
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MASTERY
OF RELATIONSHIPS TANTRA APPRENTICE LEVEL4
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