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UpanishadsPHILOSOPHIA ULTIMAChapter-12Get DisturbedThird Question
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The third question Question 3 OSHO: EVERY TIME I COME TO YOUR LECTURES, MY EARS GO UPRIGHT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TELL A JOKE. OFTEN I DON'T GET ALL THE WORDS AND I MISS IT. I THEN HOPE YOU WILL TELL IT AGAIN, BUT YOU DON'T. I THEN TRY TO GET THE NEXT JOKE, BUT I MISS THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN. THEN I REALIZE THE WHOLE HAPPENING HERE IS ONE BIG JOKE -- AND I MISS IT! WHAT DO YOU SAY? Henk van Hall YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE A GERMAN, but some German blood must be in you! It happened here: one Italian sannyasin needed a blood transfusion, and obviously the first person to jump ahead who was ready to donate the blood was a German. Now the Italian sannyasin is perfectly healthy, more healthy than ever before, very strong -- German-strong! -- but one problem has arisen: now she cannot understand jokes. So either you or your parents or your parents' parents... some German blood transfusion has happened! By your name you appear to be Dutch.... Germans do miss the jokes -- that's perfectly okay -- but the Dutch are not allowed to miss the joke! But I will tell a joke for you, very very slowly.... A group of soldiers... get it? A group of soldiers were preparing for a parachute jump... Okay? The instructor opened the door of the plane and advised his troops for the last time, "Now remember, men, be sure to count to ten before opening your parachutes." All of the men followed the instructions properly and were floating down towards the ground when, all of a sudden, one of the soldiers came whooshing past them, hurtling downwards, his parachute unopened. "Oh, my God!" exclaimed one of the men, looking down. "There goes the new recruit -- the one who stutters!" Henk van Hall, do you stutter? -- maybe not in speaking, but in thinking? But one thing you have found perfectly rightly: that the whole happening here is one big joke! You say: ... AND I MISS IT. No, you have not missed it -- that thing you have got completely right! It is a big joke because to me life is laughter, to me life is fun. It is not seriousness, it is not sadness. It is joy, it is cheerfulness, it is playfulness. There you have got the point perfectly. So there is nothing to be worried about if you have missed all other jokes -- the REAL joke you have got! A very very handsome man and his friend Peter went to the best nightclub in Paris. They sat at the best table and drank the finest imported wine. When the cabaret had finished, the handsome young man asked Peter to invite the most beautiful dancing girl to join them at their table. The girl approached them excitedly, her eyes sparkling, and sat down. "Peter," said the Apollo-like man, "invite her to my suite!" They left the nightclub, got into the Rolls Royce, and Peter drove them to the most expensive hotel in town. Peter left them in the suite and went away. The next morning when the girl was leaving the room she met Peter in the hall and he asked, "How did you like it? Did you have a good night?" "Oh, Peter," sighed the girl, "it was the most beautiful night of my life! Your friend is a god!" Peter left her in a hurry and went inside the room "Let's go back, Jesus," he said agitatedly. "I think she has discovered who we are!" You HAVE discovered, so forget all about the jokes! |
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