ENERGY
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GAIN ENERGY
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THE
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THE
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MASTERY
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2005 AND 2006
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UpanishadsPHILOSOPHIA ULTIMAChapter-14Wholeness -- A Single Word Contains ItSecond Question
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The second question Question 2 OSHO: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN POOR MURPHY AND HIS GREAT SUTRAS COMPLETELY? Suneeta, NO, I WAS JUST WAITING for you to ask. I can forget Buddha, Christ, but not poor Murphy. He is such a beautiful guy, so wise. Listen to his sutras... first: Love is not enough, but it sure helps. Second: We have only ourselves and one another. That may not be much but that's all there is. Third: Murphy's two political principles. First: No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. Second: No matter what they are talking about, they're talking about money. Fourth: Fact is solidified opinion. Fifth: Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure. Sixth: Truth is elastic. Seventh: The other line always moves faster. This applies to all lines -- bank, supermarket, tollbooth, customs If you change lines, then the other line, the one you were in originally, will move faster. Eighth: The only thing worse than work is looking for work. Ninth: Men do not stumble over mountains, only molehills. Tenth: Some people can't tell a lie, some people can't tell the truth, and others can't tell the difference. Eleventh: There are three ages to all of us -- youth, middle-age, and "You are looking fine!" Twelfth: If drinking is bad for you, why are there so many old drunks and so few old doctors? Thirteenth: Somebody asked Murphy what he considers an ideal audience. Murphy said, "The ideal audience is one that is highly intelligent, well-educated and just a little bit drunk." Fourteenth: One friend asked Murphy, "Were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized?" "Yes," said Murphy, "when my mother used to cut my hair, I often wished I might be bald." Fifteenth: Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. If you enjoy it, you can do it again tomorrow... if you're young enough. And the last: The man condemned to die in the electric chair asked his friend Murphy if he had any parting words of wisdom for him. Whereupon the great Murphy replied, "Yes, don't sit down." |
Next: Chapter 15, Truth as it is -- Naked, First Question
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