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ENERGY
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GAIN ENERGY
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THE
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MASTERY
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UpanishadsPHILOSOPHIA ULTIMAChapter-3I Teach the CommuneSecond Question
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The second question Question 2 OSHO: I DON'T KNOW! THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE SHOWERING ON ME. SITTING SILENTLY, DOING NOTHING, AND THE GRASS GROWS BY ITSELF. I AM SO HAPPY HAVING EYES THAT CAN SEE, AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T SEE, IT NEVER GETS DARK. YESTERDAY WHILE LISTENING TO ALMASTA'S ESOTERIC QUESTIONS IT WAS LIKE TAKING A BATH IN THE OCEAN OF LOVE. I LOVE HER AND LIKE TO SIT AT YOUR FEET LOOKING AT YOU, HEARING THE MUSIC OF LOVE AND BEING A CHILD AGAIN. ARE THERE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FROM ALMASTA? THERE MUST BE MORE -- AT LEAST ONE MORE. I KNOW THAT SHE HAS AT LEAST TEN QUESTIONS. OH, OSHO, LIFE IS GOOD TO ME! Dhyan Almuth YES, ALMASTA HAS EXACTLY ten questions again! First: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, two: one to buy an art deco bulb, and one to shriek, "Marvelous, darling!" Second: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, five: one to screw in the light bulb, and four to discuss how it is more gratifying than a man! Third: How many Zen Masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, two: one to screw in the light bulb and one not to screw in the light bulb. Fourth: How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, ten thousand... to give the light bulb a cultural revolution. Fifth: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, all of them! Sixth: How many negroes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, none -- there are not any -- any more! Seventh: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, one, but he needs a lot of light bulbs! Eighth: How many neurotics in therapy does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, one -- three hours a week for five years! Ninth: How many psychotherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, ask Teertha. Every possibility is that he will encounter you and ask, "When did you start this fantasy?" Tenth: How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Almasta, this is a question for J. Krishnamurti, not for me. Ask him and he will go into deep meditation and then ask you, "Do you mean, how does a light bulb screw you?" |
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