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UpanishadsPHILOSOPHIA ULTIMAChapter-7Spirituality is the Ultimate in LuxurySecond Question
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The second question Question 2 OSHO: I AM A DRUNKARD, AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. CAN YOU TELL SOME JOKES TO ME? Gandharvo A WOMAN CALLED UP her husband at the office. "Charles," she said sternly, "when you came in last night you told me that you had been to the club with Mr. Brown, but I just met Mr. Brown and he said you had been at the Trocadero Tropical Paradise. Why did you lie, Charles!" "I didn't lie, dear," explained the husband. "I was in no condition last night to pronounce Trocadero Tropical Paradise!" Shawn was a noted drinker in the village. At intervals he became a teetotaller and took what is known in Ireland as 'the pledge'. 'Well, Shawn," asked the curate, who was new to the place, "how long do you want to take it for?" "It's easy to see you are new, Father. Sure, everyone knows I never take it for anything less than life." You missed it! Poteen is an Irish illegal brew that can burn holes in steel plates. O'Sean Flaherty, after a pint of it, saw so many animals in his room that he put a sign on his house: "Flaherty's Zoo." The local Garda sergeant went to reason with him and was no sooner in than he was offered a glass of the Mountain Dew, as it is called. When he staggered out thirty minutes later he raised his hand for silence. "Ish all right, men, the worst is over. He shold me half the elephants!" The Roman Catholic parish priest of a Belfast church was amazed to find two bigoted and drunken Orange Protestants outside his window at two o'clock in the morning. "What do you want?" he called. "Well, we wanted ye to tell us if it was the Pope that called the Ecumenical Council?" "Look, come back in the morning and I'll discuss it when you're sober." "Sure, when we're sober we don't give a damn about the Pope!" The Garda watched Mulligan desperately trying to open his front door as he swayed from side to side. "Here, Mulligan," he said, "can I help you with that key?" "Nosh at all, guard, I can manage the key if you -- hic -- could hold the house steady!" They drove towards the city in a zigzag pattern. Shamus, ish we near Dublin yet?" "Yesh, we're knocking down more people so we mush be!" "Drive slower then!" "Whaddaya mean, drive slower? You are driving!" |
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