Upanishads

PHILOSOPHIA ULTIMA

Chapter-8

Simply Get Out by the Door

Third Question

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The last question

Question 3

OSHO.

I HAVE NO CLAIM TO GIFTS OR FAME,

BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY MY NAME.

OH, OSHO, PLEASE SET ME FREE,

AND TELL A LITTLE JOKE FOR ME.

Deva Kalimba

This is the joke for you:

The family of the recently deceased Abe Cohen gathered together as the executor prepared to read the last will and testament.

"To my wife, Ida," began the executor, "who has been a loving wife to me for over twenty-five years who has borne me two beautiful children, who has been faithful, kind and generous, I leave my house, my car, and one-third of the profits of my business."

"Aaah!" responded all the relatives. "What a generous, wonderful man!"

"To my daughter, Alice," continued the executor, "who has given me nothing but joy and happiness since the day she was born, I leave another one-third of the profits of my business, my yacht, and two hundred and fifty thousand dollars."

"Aaah!" responded the relatives. "What a generous and wonderful man!"

"To my son, David," went on the executor, "who has made me so proud by becoming a brain surgeon, who has been top of his class right through school and college, I leave the remaining one-third of my business, my motor boat and two hundred and fifty thousand dollars."

"Aaah!" responded the relatives again. "What a wonderful man!"

"Finally," said the executor, "to my brother-in-law, Louis, who has lived with us in our house for most of his adult life, who has never done a single day's work in his entire life, who smokes only the finest cigars -- my cigars -- who for years has been going around saying to everyone I will never mention him in my will... hello, Louis!"

Hello, Kalimba!

Next: Chapter 9, Silently Blissful, Blissfully Silent

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Chapter 8

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