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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 12: The Heart Always Knows
Question 2

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The second question
Question 2
  OSHO, I HAVE FOUR SPECIALTIES: I SLEEP VERY DEEPLY IN YOUR  DISCOURSE, I EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM, I AM A GERMAN GIRL AND I AM  FOOLING AROUND WITH AN INDIAN SWAMI. CAN I GET ENLIGHTENED?
Prem Gayano,
  SLEEP IS VERY HELPFUL. Enlightenment is very close to sleep.  Patanjali has exactly defined samadhi as sleep with only one little difference:  that it is conscious sleep. The body sleeps, the mind sleeps, but something far  more deep in you remains awake -- at the very center of your being, a flame of  awareness. So deep sleep is nothing to be worried about. That is very good. And  these discourses are meant for that! Just keep a little alert deep inside. If  you don't listen to my discourse, that is not to be worried about; just remain  a little alert inside. And if my discourse can help you to fall into a deep  sleep, at least something is happening, you are on the right track. Just a  little deeper....
  And if you eat lots of chocolate and ice cream it's  perfectly good because you may not be coming again, so be finished with it. Eat  as much chocolate and ice cream as you want because on the farther shore there  is no ice cream, no chocolate -- and I am telling you from my experience! Do  you know how miserable I feel? Now I repent -- why didn't I eat chocolate and  ice cream and all kinds of things? But when I was as asleep as you are, Deeksha  was not around!
  And there is no need to be worried that you are a German  girl. If you had been a California girl, then there would be trouble. Germans  are one-pointed people; they go like arrows, direct to the point, they don't go  zig-zag. That is not their way. Once they have decided something then they  follow it to the very end -- whatsoever happens. They don't look here and  there, they don't look backwards. That's why I have such a soft spot for German  people. That's perfectly okay. Just Californians are in a difficulty.
A Californian bumper sticker: WARNING: I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS.
As far as enlightenment is concerned one has to beware only  of hallucinations, because one can hallucinate that one has become enlightened.  Many Californians ARE hallucinating. Now there are as many enlightened people  in California as there have ever been anywhere in the world. In the whole  history of humanity there have not been so many enlightened people as you will  find everywhere in California. Almost in every house you will find enlightened  people! Anybody can hallucinate. So I am perfectly happy that you are a German  girl.
  The only problem is that you are fooling around with an  Indian swami. I have to ask you two questions, Gayano. Is by any chance this  Indian swami called Paramahansa Muktananda? Then avoid this fellow! And he is  trying to hide his name, remember it. He is not telling people his name. Now  everybody is inquiring about him, "Who is this Paramahansa  Muktananda?" Fooling around is okay, but avoid this fellow because with  him there is no possibility of enlightenment at all. I have known people who  have become enlightened and just by being with this man they have become  unenlightened again!
  How will you recognize him? He goes on laughing like Jimmy  Carter! So you have to watch that. And now because I am saying it, he may try  to hide even that, so you can watch him in the night when he sleeps because  then he completely forgets, naturally. He has the face, the same diplomatic  face, the same stupid face as Jimmy Carter.
Mrs Carter went for a checkup at the dentist's.
"How is the mouth?" asked the dentist.
"Ah, he is away playing golf this weekend," she  replied.
Next: Chapter 12: The Heart Always Knows, Question 3
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