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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 16: All Moons In The One Moon
Question 5

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The fifth question
Question 5
  OSHO, I WAS BORN A NEW YORK JEW AND FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS IN  CALIFORNIA I HAVE BEEN A PROMISING TOURIST IN FOUR DIFFERENT LEARNED  PROFESSIONS, NUMEROUS AVOCATIONS AND AN UNSUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE. JOY AND  SATISFACTION HAVE NOT BEEN MY EXPERIENCE, EXCEPT FOR MOMENTARY GLIMPSES. I AM  QUIETLY DESPERATE. PLEASE COMMENT OR TELL SOME APPROPRIATE JOKES.
Apurvo,
  HEINRICH HEINE SAYS: Sleep is good, death is better; but of  course the best thing would be never to have been born at all."
  Life certainly is a problem, and particularly in New York  and for a Jew. For the Jews, life has always been a bigger problem than for  anybody else and for the simple reason that they got this crazy idea that they  are the chosen people of God; that has made their life impossible. Such crazy  ideas have to be dropped. There is no chosen people of God. Jews have suffered  from this nonsense because then everybody hates them. If you are the chosen  people of God then everybody hates you, then everybody tries to find fault with  you and to prove to you that you are not the chosen people of God.
  For three thousand years Jews have insisted on this egoistic  standpoint. And they are not alone in it; there are other peoples also. There  are the Hindus; they also think that their country is the most sacred land, and  they have suffered also. You can see their sacred land and their suffering.
  It is time you dropped the idea of being a Jew. Once you are  a sannyasin you are neither a Hindu nor a Mohammedan nor a Christian nor a Jew,  you are simply a human being. And dropping that idea you will feel unburdened;  otherwise there is a three-thousand-year burden. The Jews are carrying a long  long burden, a traditional burden, an inherited burden, and they have become so  attached to the burden that it becomes impossible to live.
  You say that your marriage was unsuccessful. Have you ever  heard of any marriage which was successful? I have not heard! If marriages were  successful there would have been no sannyas in the world, in fact no religion  at all. God has made it absolutely certain from the very beginning that  marriage has not to succeed; if marriage succeeds, God fails! The whole of  religion depends on the unsuccess of marriage. If you are happy blissful, who  cares about the other world? This world has to be such a misery that whether  you want to believe in the other world or not you have to believe, that is the  only consolation, the only solace.
  Bertrand Russell is right when he says, "If people  really become happy, religion will disappear from the world." I agree with  him ninety-nine percent; only about one percent I will not agree with him. He  was an atheist, but he is ninety-nine percent true. Ninety-nine percent of  people who are religious are religious for wrong reasons -- because their  marriage fails, their ambition brings frustration, they waste their whole life  in earning money, power and prestige and then the same emptiness, the same  meaninglessness remains, the same hollowness; nothing changes at all. The life  is gone, death is knocking on the doors, and nothing is fulfilled. That's why  people become religious.
  People become religious out of misery; hence the priests  have a vested interest in your misery, remember it. They would not like your  life to be happy, joyous. If you are joyous, blissful, all of their religions  will disappear. Their religion depends on your dis-ease, on your pathology, on  your restlessness, on your anguish, anxiety.
  All the priests in the world are in favor of marriage. Why?  -- for the simple reason that marriage fails, and when marriage fails where do  you have to go? -- to the priest! All priests support, in a subtle way,  educational systems which create in you a desire to succeed. All the  educational systems prevalent in the world are nothing but strategies to create  ego trips, to create ambitious minds. Priests and politicians both support them  because if ambition is not inflamed in you there will be no politics, and if  ambition is not inflamed in you, you will never feel frustrated. A  non-ambitious man never feels frustrated. Why should he feel frustrated? He  never expected anything in the first place; you can't frustrate him.
  Lao Tzu says: You cannot defeat me because I don't want to  be victorious at all. Jesus says: Blessed are those who are the last. Now such  people are dangerous; they have to be crucified because they will destroy the  whole structure of this society. They will destroy the priesthood and the power  of the politicians. If this idea, "Blessed are those who are the  last," spreads, then who would like to become the president of a country?  -- only fools, only stupid people! Even now only stupid people want to be  presidents and prime ministers, but you don't think them stupid because you are  also contaminated and poisoned in the same ways. You respect them; you think  they have succeeded, they have attained the goals. Their names will remain in  history. So what? They will just torture small children who will have to  remember their stupid names, that's all. Their whole effort will succeed only  in torturing small children and nothing else!
  Priests are against me, politicians are against me, for the  simple reason that I am teaching you a life of nonambition, a life of  egolessness -- and I am teaching you that marriage is bound to fail; hence if  you want to be happy and blissful, love is enough, marriage is too much.
  Love is enough. So while the love lasts, good, be together;  and when the love disappears say good-bye in deep gratitude, but don't cling to  each other. Marriage means clinging.
  And you never see the illogicality of your priests. On the  one hand they say "detachment" and on the other hand they teach marriage.  Marriage is attachment -- it is legal attachment! Not only attachment: there is  legal support for it -- the court and the police and the magistrate are behind  you. If you want to leave your wife you will be in trouble, and to live with  the wife you are in trouble. If you want to leave the wife you will be in  trouble, so one decides that when there is trouble anyway, why not remain in  the conformist, traditional trouble, the conventional trouble? Why find out  individual and private troubles? They can be more dangerous because everybody  else will be against you.
You say: JOY AND SATISFACTION HAVE NOT BEEN MY EXPERIENCE, EXCEPT FOR MOMENTARY GLIMPSES.
Yes, in this life, the way we have managed this life, they  can only be momentary glimpses. Even that is a miracle -- how even for moments  those glimpses can happen is unbelievable because the way you are made and  conditioned will not allow even moments. You are supposed to be miserable.  Ambition, ego, marriage, money, power -- all these ideas are bound to make you  miserable; you can't be blissful here. And the only thing that can make you  blissful is never taught anywhere. That is meditation, that is Zen; that is not  taught anywhere. People are really afraid of meditation -- afraid because it  will transform your whole way of life.
  Now, Apurvo, meditate. Go deeper into yourself. You have  tried all kinds of professions and you have tried marriage and you have tried  everything that the West can make available to you. Try meditation. Go deeper  into yourself, into your own aloneness, into your own solitude. Find out your  center of being; it is there that eternal bliss prevails. Right now it prevails  there. It is always there, we have just lost contact with it. It has to be  discovered, or rediscovered.
You say: I AM QUIETLY DESPERATE.
That is not good for a Jew! Jews always find a way to get out of any kind of problem. For three thousand years that's what they have been doing.
Mr Goldberg was trying to sell a suit to Mrs Rubinstein for  her young son. "Take it, madam," he said. "First quality. I can  give you a nice price for it."
  She tried the suit on her son and it fit perfectly so she  bought it.
  The first time the suit was cleaned, Mrs Rubinstein noticed  that it looked quite a bit smaller, so she tried it on her son again. The  sleeves only came to his elbows and the trouser legs came only to his knees.
  Of course she was furious, so grabbing her son's hand she  stomped over to the tailor's shop. As she entered the shop, Mr Goldberg looked  up and said, "My God! Isn't it amazing how the boy has grown!"
It is not good for a Jew to be desperate.
Two men were discussing optimism and pessimism.
  The one turned to the other and said, "Well, have you  ever met a real optimist yourself?"
"Yes," said the other. "I was standing on the  balcony of my fourth floor apartment when I saw a Jewish window cleaner high up  on the twentieth floor slip and fall."
"How does that make him an optimist?" asked the  friend.
"Well, because as he went by my balcony I heard him  say,'Alright so far!'"
An American and an Englishman and a Jew were in a small  German airplane when a terrible hurricane hit them. The pilot screamed from his  cockpit, "One of you has to jump out of the plane because it is too  heavy!"
  They tried to decide who had to sacrifice his life, but none  of the three were willing. The pilot came in between and said, "Okay, I'll  ask each of you a question. The one who doesn't know the answer has to jump out  of the plane."
  He turned to the American and asked, "At what date was  the atom bomb thrown on Hiroshima?"
  The American answered, "August 6th, 1945."
  Next the pilot asked the Englishman, "How many people  were killed at that time?"
"About two hundred and fifty thousand" was the  answer.
He finally turned to the Jew and asked, "Can you give me  the names and the addresses of the victims?"
But wait!
And the Jew started to give the names and addresses of the two hundred and fifty thousand victims! The American and the Englishman -- both jumped out of the plane to save themselves from the Jew. And finally the pilot had to threaten him to shut up. If he did not stop, the pilot said he would also jump out of the plane!
A Jew and desperate? Never! A Jew always finds a way.
And you say: PLEASE COMMENT OR TELL SOME APPROPRIATE JOKES.
Appropriate jokes? That I have never done in my life and that I am not going to do -- I always tell inappropriate jokes! And I will tell a few inappropriate jokes to you.
Tarzan goes into town for a vacation. When he comes back to  the jungle, his chimpanzee friend, Cheeta, meets him and says, "Tarzan,  Tarzan! All the animals are rebelling! They have forgotten you. Everywhere  there is chaos!"
  Angry, Tarzan rushes into the deep of the jungle, where he  meets a lion. He grabs the lion, lifts it up, and looking into its eyes he  asks, "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I know," says the lion. "You are  the boss of the jungle!"
Still Tarzan is not satisfied, so when he meets a giraffe he  grabs the animal by the neck and again asks, "Speak up -- who am l?"
Trembling, the giraffe answers, "You are Tarzan, the  king of the jungle!"
Then he meets an elephant. Grabbing the balls of the  elephant, he throws it on the ground shouting,'Who am I? Answer!"
As the elephant doesn't answer he becomes even more furious  and smashes the elephant's balls together shouting, "Now speak! Tell me,  who am I?"
The elephant, very calmly, with a compassionate look, says,  "Just look at this son of a bitch... he doesn't know who he is and he  comes and breaks my balls!"
Now try to find out, if you can, whether it is appropriate or not!
An English army officer retired to the country and lost no  time in enrolling at the local golf club. On his first appearance he was  disappointed to find that the only prospective partner was a rather scruffy  young man who sat picking his teeth at the bar, but as he was anxious for a  game he went up to the man and after making polite conversation for a few  minutes offered to partner him in a round.
  They met on the first green. The officer was surprised to  see the man appear with a sack on his shoulder from which he selected a garden  spade, and even more surprised when he used it instead of a golfclub and drove  the ball straight down the center of the fairway -- a magnificent shot --  almost to the green. This was followed by a second using an axe, and finally  the putt was sunk with an old walking stick.
  And so he continued in this manner, completing the course  with all kinds of implements and eventually winning hands down. The officer,  however, did not like to make any comment on this surprising behavior until  they were back in the bar. Even then he continued to make polite conversation,  but when the man began drinking his beer through a straw up his nose, balancing  his glass on his shoulder, his curiosity was uncontainable.
"Excuse me asking," he said, "but I couldn't  help noticing your strange conduct just now."
"Yes," replied the man, "it is a little odd,  but it is the only way I am able to make life interesting. You see, I was born  with this amazing dexterity which I need to exercise now and then."
The officer was thoughtful for a minute and then said,  "Tell me, are you married?"
"Yes," said the other.
"And do you have any children?"
"Yes, three," said the man with a sigh, "and  the answer to your next question is 'standing up, in a hammock'!"
Next: Chapter 16: All Moons In The One Moon, Question 6
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