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PythagorasVOL. 1, PHILOSOPHIA PERENNISChapter-4I Mean Business!Sixth Question
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The sixth question Question 6 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS COMPARE THE LEARNED ONES, THE KNOWLEDGEABLE ONES, PUNDITS AND SCHOLARS, WITH STUPID PARROTS? IS IT FAIR? IT IS NOT -- it is not fair as far as the parrots are concerned. They are far more intelligent. "My mother-in-law treats me with contempt," cried Cohen to the rabbi. "She gives me no respect." "How can you say that?" "When my birthday arrives, she sends my wife a sympathy card." "That's just her sense of humour." "When she mails us an invitation for a dinner banquet, my name is usually left out." "Probably an oversight." "When she talks to my wife, she always refers to me as 'that man'." "'That man' is undoubtedly an idiomatic expression she uses." "When she wrote her will, she left me only one dollar." "You are right," said the rabbi, "she doesn't like you." It takes so long... your so-called learned people are full of bullshit, are full of so-called knowledge which they have gathered from books, from people, but not even an iota of eXperience. If you really look deep into them you will find them the most stupid people on the earth. All their knowledge is borrowed; there is no consciousness behind it. They are good computers, but the man has not yet arrived. They are not human beings: they are machines. A great scholar passed his neighbour, a farmer, as he was just working in the fields. He shouted at him, "Hey you, do your cows smoke?" Seemingly surprised, the farmer answered, "No! Why?" "That's what I thought," replied the scholar. "Then your stable must be burning." Parrots are very intelligent people. One morning recently, a young woman got out of bed, slipped into her robe, raised the shade, uncovered the parrot, put on the coffee pot, answered the phone and heard a masculine voice say, "Hello, honey. My ship just hit port and I'm coming right over." So the young lady took the coffee pot off the stove, covered up the parrot, pulled down the shade, took off her robe, got into bed, and heard the parrot mumble, "Kee-rist, what a short day that was!" |
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