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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 15: So Lost And So At Home
Question 12
Energy Enhancement Enlightened Texts Zen Walking in Zen, Sitting in Zen
The last question
Question 12
OSHO, LAUGHING THIS MORNING WAS SO PLEASURABLE. I FELT LIKE A BABY THAT IS BEING PLAYED WITH AND TICKLED. PLEASE TICKLE SOME MORE.
Deva Eva,
THE TRAVELING SALESMAN'S CAR broke down on a lonely country road just before nightfall, and being unable to repair it the salesman trudged to the nearest farmhouse to beg shelter for the night.
The farmer said okay but as there was only one bed, the salesman would have to share it with the farmer and his pretty young wife.
In the middle of the night the salesman, feeling horny, began making love to the wife. She said, "Okay, but please see if my husband is asleep -- pull a hair from his chest to check."
The salesman did and the farmer slept on.
Some time later, feeling horny again, the same thing happened: another hair, more lovemaking. And then again a third time.
But this time the farmer exploded.
"Look," he shouted, "it's okay to fuck my wife, but quit keeping score on my chest!"
An Italian arriving in Australia for the first time gets a job on a farm. The first day the farmer's wife complains that the new worker has been chasing her chickens around the yard. The farmer says he is new and to give him a chance.
But later she is even more outraged when she sees him drinking his own piss. The farmer tries to console her by saying he is a good worker and that this is probably normal in Italy.
But later on the farmer sees the Italian with his head right next to his prize bull's arse while it's having a shit. This is too much for the farmer. Racing up to the Italian he shouts, 'What the hell are you doing? First you chase my chickens, then you drink your own piss and now what are you doing with my bull?"
The Italian says, "But my friends-a tell me that-a when I get-a to Australia I'm-a supposed to chase-a the chicks, drink-a plenty of piss, and-a listen to all-a the bullshit!"
Next: Chapter 16: All Moons In The One Moon, Question 1
Energy Enhancement Enlightened Texts Zen Walking in Zen, Sitting in Zen
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GAIN ENERGY APPRENTICE
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THE ENERGY BLOCKAGE REMOVAL
PROCESS
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THE KARMA CLEARING
PROCESS APPRENTICE LEVEL3
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MASTERY
OF RELATIONSHIPS TANTRA APPRENTICE LEVEL4
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