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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 4: A Question Of Being
Question 8

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And the last question
Question 8
  OSHO,
  HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DELIVER SO MANY BEAUTIFUL DISCOURSES?
Devakar
  WHAT DISCOURSES? You call this yakkety-yak discourse?  Discourse is a serious phenomenon! Discourse is something religious, holy,  sacred. It is delivered in churches, temples. This place is not a church. This  place belongs to the drunkards - it is a pub! What discourse? I have never  delivered any discourse. Yes, I gossip, that is true, but there is no gospel in  it and there is no art, no secret in it. It is very simple - my method is very  simple.
A great emperor was passing through a village. He was one of  the most famous warriors of those days and he was a lover of archery. He loved  the people who were perfect archers. Passing through the village he saw on many  trees, lampposts, and garden fences, arrows sticking exactly in the middle of  circles - exactly in the middle, at the centers, of circles. So many arrows  everywhere... he was surprised.
  He asked, "Who is this man? I have never seen such a  perfect archer! His aim is perfect, he never misses, not even by a fragment of  an inch. The arrow always goes exactly into the center. Each target is a proof  of it." He stopped his chariot, he called the people of the village. He  said, "Who is this man?"
  And they all laughed and said, "Don't be worried about  him. He is a madman!"
  He said, "What do you mean by madman? He may be mad,  but he is the greatest archer I have seen."
  They said, "It is nothing to do with archery. He knows  nothing about archery."
  The king said, "But then it is a puzzle. How does he  manage?"
  They said, "It is simple. First he shoots the arrow at  the tree and then he goes and makes a circle around it!"
That's exactly my method. It is simple! Hence you can ask anything. Whatsoever I want to say, I say it. First I shoot the arrow and then I draw a circle around it - just as a finishing touch!
A parish priest was having a few words with his bishop and  in the course of conversation said, "It's all right for you, my Lord. When  you prepare a sermon you can deliver it to several churches in the diocese, but  I have to give two new sermons every Sunday."
  The bishop replied, "You should be able to give a  sermon on almost any subject at a moment's notice, as I can."
"I'll take you up on that," said the parson.  "You come to my church next Sunday and I will put you to the test."
Next: Chapter 5: Playing On The Path, Question 1
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