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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 9: To Enjoy Life Is Bliss
Question 6
Energy Enhancement Enlightened Texts Zen Walking in Zen, Sitting in Zen
The sixth question
Question 6
OSHO,
A FEW QUESTIONS...
Now I always get puzzled with Dutch names. The spelling says "Joke," but Dutch people are strange, they pronounce it as "Yokay" -- they destroy the whole beauty of it! Okay, Yokay....
The first question:
How many Women Libbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five: one to screw it in and four to consider the implications.
Second:
And how many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one not to screw it in.
Third: And how many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: the Jewish mother says, "So? I will sit in the dark! "
And fourth: And how many sannyasins does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one to screw in the light bulb and ten thousand to celebrate the great occasion!
Next: Chapter 9: To Enjoy Life Is Bliss, Question 7
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MASTERY
OF RELATIONSHIPS TANTRA APPRENTICE LEVEL4
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