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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 9: To Enjoy Life Is Bliss
Question 11
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The last question
Question 11
OSHO, I AM LEAVING FOR ITALY. WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME A JOKE TO TELL TO THE ITALIANO?
Sarjano,
NEVER ASK FOR ONE JOKE. You can ask Laxmi: whenever I order one thing she always orders two -- she knows me! So whenever you ask for one joke you have to suffer two.
First:
Two Italian nuns were sitting at the table talking about the beauty of the flowers, plants and vegetables in the garden of their nunnery.
One of the nuns says, "Did you see the big, red, juicy tomatoes in the vegetable garden?"
As she is talking the nun joins both hands into a circle, showing the size of the tomatoes
"Yes," answers the other nun, "and did you see the size of the cucumbers this year?"
While she is describing them, her hands indicate the size of the long cucumbers
An elderly nun sitting in the corner of the same room, nearly deaf but not blind yet, asks with an eager voice, "Which Father are you talking about?"
And second:
An explosion once happened in an Italian salami factory and one of the salamis is blown into heaven. An angel flying around heaven bumps into the salami and grabs it with her wing. "This is a funny thing," she says. "I wonder what it is?"
She flies to Joseph and asks him, "Have you ever seen such a thing before?" swinging the salami in front of his nose.
Joseph, staring at the salami, says, "No, I've never seen one before!"
The angel flies away and meets Mary. "Mary, do you know what this is?" she says, swinging the salami in front of her.
"Oh!" exclaims Mary, "You know, if there wasn't that funny net around it I would say it is the Holy Ghost!"
Next: Chapter 10: The Garden Of Tathagata, Question 1
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