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WALKING IN ZEN, SITTING IN ZEN
Chapter 13: Light In The Seed
Question 4

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The fourth question
Question 4
  OSHO, HOW MANY BRITISH LADIES ARE HERE?
Yatra,
  FORTUNATELY NOT MANY -- only three. One is Prem Lisa, but  she is new, very new, and I hope she will melt. She gets very much offended;  whenever I say anything  -- lovingly --  against the British, she gets offended.
  Just the other day she wrote to me, "Osho, of course  the Australians are such nice people. They were originally chosen by some of  the best English judges!"
  Judges are never very nice people. Socrates was condemned by  very nice Greek judges, sentenced to death. Jesus was also condemned by very  nice judges -- the highest rabbis and the greatest Roman magistrates and the  governor -- highly cultured people, well-educated. And Jesus himself was  uncultured, uneducated, just a carpenter's son; he belonged to the proletariat.  Pontius Pilate certainly belonged to the highest strata of society, but do you  think that just because Pilate belonged to the highest strata of society, was  one of the best Roman governors, he was right and Jesus was wrong? that  Socrates was wrong and the judges, who were certainly the best judges of those  days in Athens.... And no city has ever seen such culture, such sophistication  as Athens has seen. But who was right?
  If you ask my preference, I am always for the poor criminals  and sinners rather than for the saints and for the judges.
  Yes, it is true that the first people to reach Australia  were criminals, but so was the case with America. The first people to reach  America were criminals, sinners, because sinners and criminals are more  courageous people, adventurous. They were not bourgeois. The bourgeoisie is  never courageous and judges are always in the service of the vested interests.
  And who knows really what is right and what is wrong?
Once Lao Tzu was made a magistrate. Knowing that he was one  of the wisest men in the country, the Chinese emperor appointed him a  magistrate. He wanted to escape, he wanted to be forgotten, but the emperor was  very insistent. He said, "No. You are the wisest man, you should be my  greatest magistrate."
  He said, "Okay." The first case came to court: a  thief had been caught red-handed. And Lao Tzu gave him six months jail and also  gave six months jail to the rich man from whom he had stolen.
  The rich man said, "Are you in your senses? Six months  jail for me too? For what?"
  Lao Tzu said, "In fact I am being very lenient with  you  -- you should get one year's jail.  You have accumulated the whole wealth of the town -- you are the original  criminal. This man comes only second. If you had not accumulated all the wealth  there would have been no need for him to steal. You have created the need to  steal. In fact, you are the culprit!"
  The rich man went to the emperor. He said, "What  nonsense is this? Have you ever heard of this before? Is there any  precedent?"
  And the king was also worried because if this rich man was a  criminal, then what about the emperor? He immediately relieved Lao Tzu from his  duties. He said "You may be a wise man, but you are not needed. You are  not able to be a judge. A judge has to follow the rules."
  Lao Tzu said, "I am following the ultimate law."
  The king said, "There is no question of ultimate law.  The law that I have decided, that has to be followed."
  Lao Tzu said, "Your law is all nonsense. I follow the  Tao. You are also one of the criminals."
Now who were those judges? Whom were they serving? Whom were  they representing? They were representing the vested interests.
  But Lisa got angry. She is a British lady here. Even in the  discourse she sits wearing dark sunglasses. I cannot even see her expression,  her eyes -- impossible. That's very British-like! Now there is no need for  sunglasses here. It is already too dark really; to see is difficult. People are  writing to me, "Osho, we cannot see you. Should we start wearing  glasses?" And Lisa is wearing dark sunglasses -- it is impossible to see  her eyes. That is very diplomatic and very British. But she will melt -- she  has fallen into my trap, now there is no exit. It will take time. It is a difficult  thing for a British lady to melt and become a sannyasin. It is such a change,  such a transformation.
  And the second British lady is Somendra! The second British  lady is not in the form of a lady, but I don't look at the form, I look at the  formless. This is the first time that he is laughing; otherwise I go on telling  jokes and he goes on looking at the floor!
  And the third British lady is not yet a sannyasin so I  cannot tell you her name, but she has been here for seven months just thinking  whether to take sannyas or not -- to be or not to be. Seems to be very  Shakespearian! Seven months... and I don't think that even seven years will be  enough! I cannot tell you her name because unless somebody becomes a sannyasin  I remain very polite, very British with the non-sannyasin, very mannerly. I  talk about the climate and the weather, etcetera, I don't talk about true  matters. Once you are a sannyasin then I start showing my true colors. So I am  waiting. But she is also taking such a long time, even my patience is coming to  a point... even I have started doubting whether I can wait anymore. Should I  drop the very idea?
Several thousand football fans turned up to watch the match  between the elephants and the insects. For the first half, the insect team came  out onto the field with only ten members and the match was a slaughterhouse. By  the time the whistle blew for half-time, the elephants were winning by ten  goals to nil.
  When the second half of the game was resumed, the eleventh  member of the insect team -- a centipede -- took the field and the entire match  changed completely. The centipede whipped through the elephant defence time and  time again. When the final whistle blew, the insects had won by three hundred  and ninety-nine goals to ten. As the players marched off the field, the  elephant captain strolled up to the insect captain.
"How come you didn't bring your star player on in the  first half?" he asked.
"Ah, well," explained the insect captain, "it  takes him so long to get his boots on!"
So I am waiting. This lady seems to be a centipede, a British centipede! She is just getting ready, getting ready, getting ready.... She goes on writing to me, "What to do? Should I take sannyas or not?" And I cannot say to her, "Take," because this is such a risky thing, I don't want to take the responsibility. If a Britisher comes on his own, it is okay. Because it is not an easy job -- even after sannyas it is going to be a difficult thing. If it takes seven months even to decide whether to take sannyas or not, how many years will it take to be really one with me, to be in tune with me, to understand the humor, the laughter, the joy, the bliss, the music, the poetry that prevails here?
Next: Chapter 13: Light In The Seed, Question 5
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