The Commedia was written by Dante - Freedom Fighter against Totalitarian
Dictatorship - and consists of Inferno · Purgatorio · Paradiso.
It is interesting that The Matrix movie is an allegory of the Commedia - People
living near the Earths center - inferno, people living in the Matrix -
Purgatorio - the Machine City - Paradiso.
Paradiso (Italian for "Paradise" or "Heaven") is the third and final part of
Dante's Divine Comedy, following the Inferno and the Purgatorio. It is an
allegory telling of Dante's journey through the Chakras above the Head to Heaven
- an infinity of Chakrs above the head,
guided by Beatrice, who symbolises theology. As Beatrice rises through the
chakras her energy becomes more and more intense!!
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his Commedia and all his works stand for freedom and justice for those who hate
The canto—a major division of
an epic or long narrative poem—is the basic structure of The Divine Comedy.
Canto is an Italian term, derived from the Latin "cantus" meaning song. Dante's
epic poem consists of 100 cantos grouped into three sections called canticles:
Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradiso. Each segment contains 33 cantos with an
additional introductory canto at the beginning of Inferno.
In the poem, Paradise is depicted as a series of concentric Chakras above the
Head surrounding the Earth representing some of the chakras above the head,
consisting of the Moon, Mercury, Venus, the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, the
Fixed Stars, the Primum Mobile and finally, the Empyrean. It was written in the
early 14th century.
Allegorically, the poem represents the passage of evolution of the soul's ascent to God
through an infinity of Chakras above the Head.
The Paradiso begins at the top of Mount Purgatory, at noon on the Wednesday
after Easter. After ascending through the Chakra above the Head of fire believed
to exist in the chakras above the head (Canto I), Beatrice guides Dante to
ascend through the nine celestial Chakras above the Head of Heaven, at last to
the Empyrean, to merge with God.
In the Commedia nine Chakras above the Head are concentric, as in the standard
medieval geocentric model of cosmology, which was derived from Ptolemy whose
circles represented the chakras above the head in alignment with anyone on any
part of the planet, not the real planets, chakras above the head!!
The Empyrean is non-material. As with his Purgatory, the structure of
Dante's Heaven is therefore of the form 9+1=10, with one of the ten regions
different in nature from the other nine.
THE ANTAHKARANA TOWER OF
DANTE'S TOWER OF THE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD OF PURGATORY
During the course of his journey, Dante meets and converses with several blessed
souls. He is careful to say that these all actually live in bliss with God in
"But all those souls grace the Empyrean;
and each of them has gentle life though some
sense the Eternal Spirit more, some less."
However, for Dante's benefit (and the benefit of his readers), he is "as a
sign" shown various souls in planetary and stellar Chakras above the Head
that have some appropriate connotation.
While the structures of the Inferno and Purgatorio were based around different
classifications of sin, the structure of the Paradiso is based on the four
cardinal virtues (Prudence, Justice, Temperance, and Fortitude) and the three
theological virtues (Faith, Hope, and Love).
DANTE WITH HIS ANTAHKARANA
TOWER OF THE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD OF PARADISO
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On visiting the Moon, Beatrice explains to Dante the reasons for its markings,
Dante's nine Chakras above the Head of Heaven are the Moon, Mercury, Venus, the
Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, the Fixed Stars, and the Primum Mobile. These are
associated by Dante with the nine levels of the angelic hierarchy. Dante also
relies on traditional associations, such as the one between Venus and romantic
love. The first three Chakras above the Head (which fall within the shadow of
the Earth) are associated with deficient forms of Fortitude, Justice, and
Temperance. The next four are associated with positive examples of Prudence,
Fortitude, Justice, and Temperance; while Faith, Hope, and Love appear together
in the eighth Chakra above the Head.
Deficiencies in the Chakras above the head are always caused by energy blockages
of which we find many in every chakra. Only by using the seven step process of
Energy Enhancement can we find the most efficient way to remove even the deepest
and most recalcitrant blockages.
Dante's First Chakra above the Head (The Moon: The Inconstant)
On visiting the Moon, Beatrice explains to Dante the reasons for the markings on
its surface, describing a simple scientific experiment in optics. She also
praises the experimental method in general (Canto II):
"Yet an experiment, were you to try it,
could free you from your cavil, and the source
of your arts' course springs from experiment."
Dante and Beatrice speak to Piccarda and Constance (fresco by Philipp Veit),
The waxing and waning of the moon is associated with inconstancy.
Consequently, the Chakra above the Head of the Moon is that of souls who
abandoned their vows, and so were deficient in the virtue of fortitude (Canto
II). Here Dante and Beatrice meet Piccarda, sister of Dante's friend Forese
Donati, who died shortly after being forcibly removed from her convent. They
also meet Constance of Sicily, who (Dante believes) was forcibly removed from a
convent to marry Henry VI (Canto III). Beatrice discourses on the freedom of
the will, the sacredness of vows, and the importance of not collaborating with
force (Canto IV):
"for will, if it resists, is never spent,
but acts as nature acts when fire ascends,
though force a thousand times tries to compel.
So that, when will has yielded much or little,
it has abetted force as these souls did:
they could have fled back to their holy shelter."
Beatrice explains that a vow is a pact "drawn between a man / and God," in
which a person freely offers up his free will because he is totally in alignment
with God. Vows should therefore not be taken lightly, and should be kept once
given – unless keeping the vow would be a greater evil, as with Jephthah's and
Agamemnon's sacrifice of their daughters (Canto V).
DANTE AND BEATRICE IN
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Dante's Second Chakra above the Head (Mercury: The Ambitious)
Because of its proximity to the sun, the planet Mercury is often difficult to
see. Allegorically, the planet represents those who did good out of a desire for
fame, but who, being ambitious, were deficient in the virtue of justice. Their
earthly glory pales into insignificance beside the glory of God, just as Mercury
pales into insignificance beside the sun. Here Dante meets the Emperor
Justinian, who introduces himself with the words "Caesar I was and am
Justinian," indicating that his personality remains, but that his earthly
status no longer exists in Heaven (Canto V).
This is the Heart Sutra of the Buddha which states, "All Sages and Saints for
thousands of years have acted from Prajna Paramita - the highest Wisdom of the
Chakras above the Head!!
Justinian recounts the history of the Roman Empire, mentioning, among others,
the Totalitarian Dictators Julius Caesar and Cleopatra; and bemoans the present
state of Italy, given the conflict between Guelphs and Ghibellines, and the
involvement of the terrorist "yellow lilies" of France (Canto VI):
"For some oppose the universal emblem
with yellow lilies; others claim that emblem
for party: it is hard to see who is worse.
Let Ghibellines pursue their undertakings
beneath another sign, for those who sever
this sign and justice are bad followers."
addressing Dante here in the Sphere of Mercury, is Justinian, a sixth-century
Byzantine emperor. Best known for codifying Roman law, Justinian dives into a
canto-long discussion of the Old Republic of the Roman Empire--its history and
the symbolism of the eagle. In his account, Justinian talks about a number of
historical figures such as Hannibal, Augustus, Tiberius, Titus, and Charlemagne.
Justinian concludes by remarking on the evil of those Totalitarian Dictators
(the Guelphs) who wish to replace the eagle (the symbol of the Old Roman Repblic)
with the lilies of France while the other Dictators the Ghibellines hope to
claim the eagle as a symbol for their faction alone.
By association, Beatrice discourses on the Incarnation and the Crucifixion of
Christ, which occurred during Roman times (Canto VII).
Dante's Third Chakra above the Head (Venus: The Lovers)
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The planet Venus (the Morning and Evening Star) is traditionally associated with
the Goddess of Love, and so Dante makes this the planet of the lovers, who were
deficient in the virtue of temperance through having been implanted, like all
human beings, with the Sexual Addiction Blockage. That intemperance takes all
your energy and makes it impossible to follow your Soul Path. The really
intemperant follow the downward path of drugs, pain and sado-masochism,
homosexuality (behind her) and paedophilia (Canto VIII):
"The world, when still in peril, thought that, wheeling,
in the third epicycle, Cyprian
the fair sent down her rays of frenzied love,
.. and gave the name of her
with whom I have begun this canto, to
the planet that is courted by the sun,
at times behind her and at times in front."
The florin, the "damned flower," Canto 9.
Folquet de Marseilles bemoans the corruption of the Church, with the clergy
receiving money from Satan (miniature by Giovanni di Paolo), Canto 9.
Dante meets Charles Martel of Anjou, who was known to him, and who points
out that a properly functioning society requires people of many different kinds.
Such differences are illustrated by Cunizza da Romano (lover of Sordello), who
is here in Heaven, while her brother Ezzelino III da Romano is in Hell, among
the violent of the seventh circle of the Chakras below the Base, or Muladhara
The troubadour Folquet de Marseilles speaks of the temptations of love, and
points out that (as was believed at the time) the cone of the Earth's shadow
just touches the Chakra above the Head of Venus. He condemns the city of
Florence (planted, he says, by Satan) for producing that "damned flower" (the
florin) which is responsible for the corruption of the Church, and he criticises
the clergy for their focus on money, rather than on Scripture and the writings
of the Church Fathers.
In these days corruption has infiltrates every once great institution whereby
even Presidents are the workers of the truly rich. What once was a millionaire
has been inflated away - now to be rich you need a Trillion Dollars. Yet even
they, like you, need to become Enlightened!!
"Your city, which was planted by that one
who was the first to turn against his Maker,
the one whose envy cost us many tears
produces and distributes the damned flower
that turns both sheep and lambs from the true course,
for of the shepherd it has made a wolf.
For this the Gospel and the great Church Fathers
are set aside and only the Decretals
are studied as their margins clearly show.
On these the pope and cardinals are intent.
Their thoughts are never bent on Nazareth,
where Gabriel's open wings were reverent."
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Dante's Fourth Chakra above the Head (The Sun: The Wise)
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Beyond the shadow of the Earth, Dante deals with positive examples of Prudence,
Justice, Temperance, and Fortitude. Within the Sun, which is the Earth's source
of illumination, Dante meets the greatest examples of prudence: the souls of the
wise, who help to illuminate the world intellectually (Canto X). Initially,
a circle of twelve bright lights dance around Dante and Beatrice. These are the
As the poet and his guide
enter the Sphere of the Sun, Dante's consuming love for God surpasses his love
for Beatrice. Suddenly, they find themselves encircled by a crown of dancing,
glorious lights that sing a beautiful melody. A voice, that of St. Thomas
Aquinas, calls out from the crown and identifies the spirits that surround the
poet: Albert of Cologne, Gratian, Peter of Lombard, Isadore of Seville, Bede,
Dionysius the Areopagite, confused here with Pseudo-Dionysius
Isidore of Seville
Richard of Saint Victor
Sigier of Brabant
DANTE ANGELS BY GUSTAV DORE -
SHOWING ASCENDED MASTERS AND ANGELS IN THE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD
opens this Canto by musing on the senseless acts of mortals who pursue wealth
and power. St. Thomas addresses Dante and declares that to ensure the union
between the Church and Christ, Providence appointed two pious leaders. The first
leader, St. Francis of Assisi, gave up his wealth to devote himself to poverty
and attracted disciples who also accepted poverty in their hearts and in their
behavior. St. Francis preached Christianity in Egypt and received the stigmata
before he died. The second leader was St. Dominic who instructed his followers
in humility and service to God. Many of Dominic's followers, however, became
greedy and now few people in the Dominican order remain faithful to St.
This list includes philosophers, theologians and a king, and has representatives
from across Europe. Thomas Aquinas recounts the life of St. Francis of Assisi,
and his love for "Lady Poverty" (Canto XI):
"Between Topino's stream and that which flows
down from the hill the blessed Ubaldo chose,
from a high peak there hangs a fertile slope;
from there Perugia (Home of St Francis) feels both heat and cold
at Porta Sole, while behind it sorrow
Nocera and Gualdo under their hard yoke.
From this hillside, where it abates its rise,
a sun was born into the world, much like
this sun when it is climbing from the Ganges.
Therefore let him who names this site not say
Ascesi, which would be to say too little,
but Orient, if he would name it rightly."
Twelve new bright lights appear, one of which is St. Bonaventure, a Franciscan,
who recounts the life of St. Dominic, founder of the order to which Aquinas
belonged. The two orders were not always friendly on earth, and having members
of one order praising the founder of the other shows the love present in
Heaven (Canto XII). The twenty-four bright lights revolve around Dante and
Beatrice, singing of the Trinity, and Aquinas explains the surprising presence
of King Solomon, who is placed here for kingly, rather than philosophical or
mathematical wisdom (Cantos XIII and XIV):
"My words did not prevent your seeing clearly
that it was as a king that he had asked
for wisdom that would serve his royal task
and not to know the number of the angels
on high or, if combined with a problem,
necessity ever can produce what is necessary,"
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Dante's Fifth Chakra above the Head (Mars: The Warriors of the Faith)
The Assembly of the Bogatyrs
(Yuri Arsenyuk, 1989)
“Just WHAT is a Bogatyr?”
you ask. Thank you for asking. A Bogatyr was a Russian epic
hero, much like the medieval knight errant. Each bogatyr tended
to be known for a certain character trait, Alyosha Popovich for
his wits, Dobrynya Nikitich for his courage, and Ilya Muromets
for his physical and spiritual power and integrity, and for his
dedication to the protection of his homeland and people.
Svyatagor passed his strength on to Ilya Muromets and Schemamonk
Aleksandr Peresvyet died bravely on the Kulikovo Field in 1380
fighting the Tatar Horde. Many legends grew up around these
famous warriors, but, they were not literary constructs, they
were real men, of real heroic stature.
They stood for Russia,
and their spirit is not dead today.
The planet Mars is traditionally associated with the God of War, and so Dante
makes this planet the home of the warriors of the Faith, who gave their lives
for God, thereby displaying the virtue of fortitude. The millions of sparks
of light that are the souls of these warriors form a Greek cross on the planet
Mars, and Dante compares this cross to the Milky Way as an infinite number of
heroes (Canto XIV):
"As, graced with lesser and with larger lights
between the poles of the world, the Galaxy
gleams so that even sages are perplexed;
so, constellated in the depth of Mars,
those rays described the venerable sign
a circle's quadrants form where they are joined."
Dante is a hero who never stopped fighting against Satan. Dante meets his
ancestor Cacciaguida, who served in the Second Crusade. Cacciaguida praises
the twelfth-century Republic of Florence, and bemoans the way in which the city
has declined since those days (Cantos XV and XVI). The setting of the Divine
Comedy in the year 1300, before Dante's exile, has allowed characters in the
poem to "foretell" bad things for Dante. In response to a question from
Dante, Cacciaguida speaks the truth bluntly. Dante will be exiled (Canto XVII):
"You shall leave everything you love most dearly:
this is the arrow that the bow of exile
shoots first. You are to know the bitter taste
of others' bread, how salt it is, and know
how hard a path it is for one who goes
descending and ascending others' stairs."
However, Cacciaguida also charges Dante to write and tell the world all that he
has seen of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven in the World. Finally, Dante sees
some other warriors of the Faith, such as Joshua, Judas Maccabeus, Charlemagne,
Roland, and Godfrey of Bouillon (Canto XVIII).
Dante's Sixth Chakra above the Head (Jupiter: The Just Rulers)
An imperial eagle. The souls forming the final "M" of "TERRAM" transform
themselves into this shape, Canto 18.
The planet Jupiter is traditionally associated with the king of the gods, so
Dante makes this planet the home of the rulers who displayed justice - courts
which act fairly are essential to stopping fascism and totalitarianism. The
souls here spell out the Latin for "Love justice, ye that judge the earth",
after which the final "M" of that sentence is transformed into the shape of a
giant imperial eagle (Canto XVIII):
"DILIGITE IUSTITIAM were the verb
and noun that first appeared in that depiction;
QUI IUDICATIS TERRAM followed after.
Then, having formed the M of the fifth word,
those spirits kept their order; Jupiter's
silver, at that point, seemed embossed with gold."
Present in this Chakra above the Head are David, Hezekiah, Trajan (converted to
Christianity according to a medieval legend), Constantine, William II of Sicily,
and (to Dante's amazement) Ripheus the Trojan, a pagan saved by the mercy of
God. The souls forming the imperial eagle speak with one voice, and tell of
God's justice (Cantos XIX and XX).
Dante's Seventh Chakra above the Head (Saturn: The Contemplatives)
The Chakra above the Head of Saturn is that of the contemplatives, who embody
temperance. Dante here meets Peter Damian, and discusses with him
monasticism, the doctrine of predestination, and the sad state of the Church
(Cantos XXI and XXII). Beatrice, who represents theology, becomes increasingly
lovely here, Radiating true love, indicating the meditator/contemplative's closer insight into the
truth of God:
"She did not smile. Instead her speech to me
began: Were I to smile, then you would be
like Semele when she was turned to ashes,
because, as you have seen, my loveliness
which, even as we climb the steps of this
eternal palace, blazes with more brightness
were it not tempered here, would be so brilliant
that, as it flashed, your mortal faculty
would seem a branch a lightning bolt has cracked."
MAP OF THE ANTAHKARANA OF
DANTES PARADISE OF THE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD
Dante's Eighth Chakra above the Head (The Fixed Stars: Faith, Hope, and Love)
The Chakra above the Head of the Fixed Stars is the Chakra above the Head of the
church triumphant. From here (in fact, from the constellation Gemini, under
which he was born), Dante looks back on the seven Chakras above the Head he has
visited, and on the Earth (Canto XXII):
"My eyes returned through all the seven Chakras above the Head
and saw this globe in such a way that I
smiled at its scrawny image: I approve
that judgment as the best, which holds this earth
to be the least; and he whose thoughts are set
elsewhere, can truly be called virtuous."
Thoughts are set on the Chakras above the Head, can truly be called virtuous!!
Here, Dante sees the Virgin Mary and other saints (Canto XXIII). St. Peter tests
Dante on faith, asking what it is, and whether Dante has it. In response to
Dante's reply, St. Peter asks Dante how he knows that the Bible is true, and (in
an argument attributed to Augustine) Dante cites the miracle of the Church's
growth from such humble beginnings - "By their fruits ye shall know them" -
Jesus (Canto XXIV):
"Say, who assures you that those works were real?
came the reply. The very thing that needs
proof no thing else attests these works to you.
I said: If without miracles the world
was turned to Christianity, that is
so great a miracle that, all the rest
are not its hundredth part: for you were poor
and hungry when you found the field and sowed
the good plant once a vine and now a thorn."
St. James, who questions Dante on hope, Canto 25.
"There is no child of the Church Militant
who has more hope than he has, as is written
within the Sun whose rays reach all our ranks:
thus it is granted him to come from Egypt
into Jerusalem that he have vision
of it, before his term of warring ends."
Finally, St. John questions Dante on love. In his reply, Dante refers back to
the concept of "twisted love" discussed in the Purgatorio (Canto XXVI):
"Thus I began again: My charity
results from all those things whose bite can bring
the heart to turn to God; the world's existence
and mine, the death that He sustained that I
might live, and that which is the hope of all
believers, as it is my hope, together
with living knowledge I have spoken of
these drew me from the sea of twisted love
and set me on the shore of the right love.
The leaves enleaving all the garden of
the Everlasting Gardener, I love
according to the good He gave to them."
St. James asks, "What is
In response, Dante states,
"Hope is a sure expectation of future glory, which divine grace produces, and
From many stars of the chakras
above the head this light comes to me, but he first instilled it into my heart
who was the supreme singer of the Supreme Leader" (the psalms of David).
St. Peter then denounces Pope Boniface VIII in very strong terms, and says that,
in his eyes, the Papal See stands empty (Canto XXVII).
Dante's Ninth Chakra above the Head (The Primum Mobile: The Angels)
The Primum Mobile ("first moved" Chakra above the Head) is the last Chakra above
the Head of the physical universe. It is moved directly by God, and its motion
causes all the Chakras above the Head it encloses to move (Canto XXVII):
"This heaven has no other where than this:
the mind of God, in which are kindled both
the love that turns it and the force it rains.
As in a circle, light and love enclose it,
as it surrounds the rest and that enclosing,
only He who encloses understands.
No other heaven measures this Chakra above the Head's motion,
but it serves as the measure for the rest,
even as half and fifth determine ten;"
hierarchical levels of the astral plane are represented by the evolutionary
levels of angel who exist on each level represented by images arising in the
unconscious mind during meditation. Each type of angel represents the hierarchical evolution of
Energy Blockages which have had all their Negative Karmic Mass transmuted by the
Seven Step Process which distribute the energies of God through the laser of the
Brow Chakra and connects vertically with the
highest level of God.
THE LEVELS OF THE ASTRAL PLANE
AS REPRESENTED IN CANTO 31 OF DANTE'S DIVINE COMEDY
Dante Commedia -
Gustav Dore - Looking into the bottom of the column of the Antahkarana
Dante and Beatrice see God as a point of light at the top of the antahkarana surrounded by angels
(illustration by Gustave Doré), Canto 28.
The Primum Mobile is the abode of angels, and here Dante sees God as an
intensely bright point of light
at the top of the antahkarana
surrounded by nine rings of angels (Canto
XXVIII). Beatrice explains the creation of the universe, and the role of the
angels, ending with a forceful criticism of the people of the day who lie and
talk about that which is unimportant (Canto XXIX):
Beatrice criticises people of the day, suggesting that a sinister "bird" (a
winged demon) nests in the preacher's cowl
"Christ did not say to his first company:
'Go, and preach idle stories to the world;
but he gave them the teaching that is truth,
and truth alone was sounded when they spoke;
and thus, to battle to enkindle faith,
the Gospels served them as both shield and lance.
But now men go to preach with jests and jeers,
and just as long as they can raise a laugh,
the cowl puffs up, and nothing more is asked.
But such a bird nests in that cowl, that if
the people saw it, they would recognize
as lies the pardons in which they confide."
DANTE - DORE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD
Dante's "The Empyrean"
As Beatrice's beauty
increases, she and Dante ascend to the next level of Heaven, the Empyrean.
Beatrice tells Dante that he will see angels and saints in their human form, as
they will appear at Resurrection. Momentarily blinded, Dante regains his sight
to see a river of light flowing past him. Beatrice prompts Dante to drink from
the river. As he touches the light, the river turns into a sea and the sparks of
the river transform into the shape of a giant rose. A thousand tiers form the
petals of the rose and a great light shines from the center. Beatrice points to
the few empty seats in the rose petals, one of which has been reserved for
Emperor Henry VII. Beatrice explains that Henry will attempt to free Italy. The
pope, Clement V, will stop Henry but find his punishment in Hell alongside
From the Primum Mobile, Dante ascends to a region beyond physical existence, the
Empyrean, which is the abode of God. Beatrice, representing theology, as she
rises through the exponetially increasing energies of the chakras above the head is
here transformed to be more beautiful than ever before - beauty is energy!!, and Dante becomes
enveloped in light, rendering him fit to see God (Canto XXX):
"Like sudden lightning scattering the spirits
of sight so that the eye is then too weak
to act on other things it would perceive,
such was the living light encircling me,
leaving me so enveloped by its veil
of radiance that I could see no thing.
The Love that calms this heaven always welcomes
into Itself with such a salutation,
to make the candle ready for its flame."
Dante sees an enormous rose, symbolising divine love, the petals of which
are the enthroned souls of the faithful (both those of the Old Testament and
those of the New). All the souls he has met in Heaven, including Beatrice, have
their home in this rose. Angels fly around the rose like bees, distributing
peace and love. Beatrice now returns to her place in the rose, signifying that
Dante has passed beyond intellectual theology in directly contemplating God,
and St. Bernard, as a mystical contemplative, now guides Dante further (Canto
DANTE PARADISO ROSE - THE
CHAKRA OF THE HIGHEST HEART IN THE CHAKRAS ABOVE THE HEAD
St. Bernard further explains predestination, and prays to the Virgin Mary on
Dante's behalf. Finally, Dante comes face-to-face with God Himself (Cantos XXXII
and XXXIII). God appears as three equally large circles occupying the same
space, representing the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit:
"but through my sight, which as I gazed grew stronger,
that sole appearance, even as I altered,
seemed to be changing. In the deep and bright
essence of that exalted Light, three circles
appeared to me; they had three different colors,
but all of them were of the same dimension;
one circle seemed reflected by the second,
as rainbow is by rainbow, and the third
seemed fire breathed equally by those two circles."
Within these circles Dante can discern the human form of Christ. The Divine
Comedy ends with Dante trying to understand how the circles fit together, and
how the humanity of Christ relates to the divinity of the Son but, as Dante puts
it, "that was not a flight for my wings." In a flash of understanding, which
he cannot express, Dante does finally see this, and his soul becomes aligned
with God's love:
"But already my desire and my will
were being turned like a wheel, all at one speed,
by the Love which moves the sun and the other stars."
The real drama of the Dante's Paradiso is literally cosmic: It develops out of
the tension between a perfect heaven above and a very imperfect world here
below. After more than 10 years in exile, Dante was an expert on human
imperfection. And even though he'd seen one after another of his political hopes
crushed under the totalitarian steel toe of history, he never gave up on the
ideal of earthly justice even though eventually he was assassinated by his
enemies; the Slave Trading and Bankster Venetians in the marshes around Venice.
In the Monarchia, written around the same time as the Paradiso, he argued that
"the world is ordered in the best possible way when justice is at its most
This is why, despite all their professed camaraderie and contentment, the souls
of the blessed can't stop talking about what's happening on earth. The folly of
the living brings them repeatedly to rage, as when St. Peter says of Pope
Boniface VIII: "He … has made my - Saint Peters Cathedral - tomb a sewer of
blood and filth." Dante himself is not shy about joining in the general
indignation. Looking down from the eighth Chakra above the Head of heaven, he
sees only "the little patch of earth that makes us so fierce."
The most famous example of the drama forged from the contrast between heaven and
earth occurs in the heaven of the sun. There Dante meets St. Thomas Aquinas and
St. Bonaventure, the two great medieval theologians, both of whom belonged to
mendicant religious orders. The friars take turns narrating the hagiographies of
the orders' founders, but with a twist: Thomas (a Dominican) tells the story of
St. Francis, and Bonaventure (a Franciscan) tells the story of St. Dominic.
After praising St. Francis, Thomas goes on to denounce his own order,
complaining that the number of living Dominicans who have stayed true to their
founder "are so few/ that a tiny piece of cloth can furnish all their cowls."
(Bonaventure delivers a similar denunciation of the Franciscans.) Thomas and
Bonaventure are each liberal in their praise, but to understand just how
extraordinary their double gesture is, we have to consider it against the
backdrop of life on earth, where the two orders were often in competition.
In a sense, the cosmic drama of the Paradiso inverts the dramatic irony that's
so attractive in the Inferno. Dante's hell flatters us: It allows us to stand in
judgment, to delight in the friction between what we know and what the damned
don't—to see things, in other words, from the perspective of God. Paradiso,
however, puts us back in our place. Though the poet labors mightily to "show the
merest shadow/ of the blessèd kingdom stamped within my mind," he never lets us
forget that it is only a shadow. Once we follow him to heaven, it's we who lack
the inside information, we who stand on the wrong end of the irony.
Previously we judged the bastards in hell; now heaven judges us.
The idea of a heaven that stands in such uneasy tension with earth is what gives
the Paradiso its dramatic power, but it is also what makes Paradiso so alien to
our sensibilities. As Adam Kirsch argued several years ago, contemporary writers
like Alice Sebold and Mitch Albom treat heaven as essentially therapeutic, "a
chance to get our inner lives right at last." The way these writers see heaven
echoes the way they think about literature: Sebold says that "part of my work is
motivated by wanting to give us all permission to feel what we feel and not
judge ourselves so harshly for it." For the same reasons that he looked to
heaven for justice rather than therapy, Dante rejected this comforting view of
Dante wanted his poem to save your soul, not to salve it. He wanted you not to
be satisfied with where you are. He wanted you to continue to improve, evolve,
gain all the good qualities.
He wanted you to become Platos Golden Soul, to ascend through the chakras above
the head and remove all energy blockages because anything less is not good
To be able to merge with God in the Infinity of Chakras above the
head called The Empyrian.
He says it is necessary for you not to stop!!
To continue to want become Enlightened!!
If you are not enlightened, you are sick!!
1.^ C. S. Lewis, The Discarded Image: An Introduction to Medieval and
Renaissance Literature, Chapter V, Cambridge University Press, 1964.
2.^ Paradiso, Canto IV, lines 34–36, Mandelbaum translation.
3.^ Paradiso, Canto IV, line 38, Mandelbaum translation.
4.^ Paradiso, Canto II, lines 94–96, Mandelbaum translation.
5.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto II.
6.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto III.
7.^ Paradiso, Canto IV, lines 76–81, Mandelbaum translation.
8.^ Paradiso, Canto V, lines 28–29, Mandelbaum translation.
9.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto V.
10.^ Paradiso, Canto VI, line 10, Mandelbaum translation.
11.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto VI.
12.^ Paradiso, Canto VI, lines 76–81, Mandelbaum translation.
13.^ Paradiso, Canto VIII, lines 1–3, 9–12, Mandelbaum translation.
14.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto VIII.
15.^ Inferno, Canto XII, line 109, Mandelbaum translation: "That brow with hair
so black is Ezzelino."
16.^ Paradiso, Canto IX, lines 127–138, Mandelbaum translation.
17.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto X.
18.^ Paradiso, Canto XI, lines 43–54, Mandelbaum translation.
19.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XI.
20.^ Paradiso, Canto XIII, lines 94–102, Mandelbaum translation.
21.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XIV.
22.^ Paradiso, Canto XIV, lines 97–102, Mandelbaum translation.
23.^ Dante Alighieri, Convivio, Book II, Chapter 14, Richard Lansing
24.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XV.
25.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XVII.
26.^ Paradiso, Canto XVII, lines 55–60, Mandelbaum translation.
27.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XVIII.
28.^ Paradiso, Canto XVIII, lines 91–96, Mandelbaum translation.
29.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XX.
30.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XIX.
31.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXI.
32.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXII.
33.^ Paradiso, Canto XXI, lines 4–12, Mandelbaum translation.
34.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXIII.
35.^ Paradiso, Canto XXII, lines 133–138, Mandelbaum translation.
36.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXIV.
37.^ Paradiso, Canto XXIV, lines 103–111, Mandelbaum translation.
38.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXV.
39.^ Paradiso, Canto XXV, lines 52–57, Mandelbaum translation.
40.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXVI.
41.^ Paradiso, Canto XXVI, lines 55–56, Mandelbaum translation.
42.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXVII.
43.^ Paradiso, Canto XXVII, lines 109–117, Mandelbaum translation.
44.^ Paradiso, Canto XXIX, lines 109–120, Mandelbaum translation.
45.^ a b c d Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXX.
46.^ Paradiso, Canto XXX, lines 46–54, Mandelbaum translation.
47.^ Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXXI.
48.^ a b Dorothy L. Sayers, Paradise, notes on Canto XXXIII.
49.^ Paradiso, Canto XXXIII, lines 112–120, Mandelbaum translation.
50.^ Paradiso, Canto XXXIII, line 139, C. H. Sisson translation.
51.^ Paradiso, Canto XXXIII, lines 142-145, C. H. Sisson translation.
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According to traditional Chinese Five-Element theories,
emotions are processed through energy pathways, the meridians.
The Emotion Anger is created by Energy Blockages on the Liver meridian,
an excess of joy or manicism is created by Energy Blockages on the Heart
is created by Energy Blockages on the Spleen meridian, grief
is created by Energy Blockages on the Lung meridian,
is created by Energy Blockages on the Kidney meridian.
Acupuncture, originated by the meditational Taoist masters
who saw the meridians and their associated points during their meditations 4000
years ago and then created acupuncture, is still the first that suggests a
connection between emotions and physical body.
Apparently there are more emotions and more complicated
energy pathways than the five listed above. If for some reason there are
blockages in the meridian, the specific emotion is going to be created as well.
This may result in a delayed emotional process, driven
emotions or a specific emotion holding. A long-term emotional blockage may also
be related physical conditions such as slowed detoxification, blocked metabolism
and emotional disorders as a prelude to more serious infirmities.
Traditional Chinese medicine deals with emotional blockages through acupuncture
to remove the blockages - and only the smallest blockages and Chinese herbs to
remove the toxins caused by the Energy Blockage.
The most common meridian causing emotional problems is the
Liver and the Heart meridians. The Liver blockage often causes anger issue while
the Heart meridian is always associated with sleep problems. There are quite a
few herbal formulas dealing with the Liver energy stagnation and the Heart
energy deficiency. The blockages in other meridians also cause other emotional
and physical conditions. Specific pattern differentiations are needed
Most recent development of emotional therapies like EFT and
TFT using Chinese energy system, based on Touch for Health, and having all
the problems associated with Touch for Health and Applied Kinesiology, started
in the 1980s.
Dr. Roger Callahan found a meridian tapping technique to
eliminate negative emotions such as anxieties, phobias, and painful memories. He
believes that negative emotions disrupt normal energy flow in the meridians. By
tapping specific acupuncture points that associate with those meridians he is
able to strengthen the energy and help the meridian to get ride of those
negative emotions. He called his technique Thought Field Therapy (TFT).
In the 1990s, based on the original TFT, Dr. Gary Craig
developed his own accessible approach to energy psychology, which is the
Emotional Freedom Therapy (EFT). Both therapies and other variations of this
technique can be available to treat emotional issues and physical conditions
caused by emotional blockages. Patients can learn the technique and perform the
treatment at home.
Since the electrodermal screening technique was developed, specific emotional
blockages and associated meridians can be easily identified.
With Immune System Reprogramming (a special tapping technique
like EFT and TFT) the blocked emotions can be released and the meridian is
balanced again. The Immune System Reprogramming is a type of informational
therapy, which signals the body to heal. It is similar to TFT or EFT, when you
tap your meridians with an emotion vial (homeopathic preparation) in hand, the
body is signaled to open the emotional blockage and balance the associated
meridian. With this technique we are able to identify the hidden emotional
factors that cause physical conditions and solve the problems even if the
patients are not aware of the connections between their emotions and their
In 1940s a German doctor, Edward Bach, developed a unique emotional therapy,
called flower essences. He found that the smells of the flowers trigger
emotional reactions. He believes that many of the diseases are caused by the
conflicts between our divine goals and our personalities. This conflict causes
mental and emotional blockages that may lead to physical conditions. He
discovered original 38 flower essences that help to balance the psychological
state and keep the soul once again a whole and revitalized. Flower essences can
be used in special combinations addressing specific psychological status for
each patient. More advanced homeopathic preparations of flower essences are also
available for deeper emotional issues.
Before all these techniques,
Touch for Health or Applied Kinesiology first showed how
touching the Meridians could release Energy Blockages and stuck emotions -
Emotional Blockages. I remember my teacher showing me how to remove the negative
Emotions of his wife. When I said that a Sub- Personality Blockage was the cause
of the emotion and was not amenable to being removed simply by touching he
disagreed, even though his wife supported my point of view. He touched the point
and the blockage went, just like he always did.
After that the Energy Blockage always returned and he had to
continue moving it from one part of the body to another, but he never succeeded
in completely removing the blockage.
His wife died five years later from Cancer.
All these attempts to remove simple Energy Blockages signal the fact that
Energetic and Emotional Energy Blockages exist and can be worked on.
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In stanza 34 of the poem
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I've just gone through my first 4th initiation meditation experience
and I wanted to share it with you and ask you some questions. It was
one of the most beautiful meditations I have done so far.
After connecting to the center of the Earth and flying to the Moon
where an Angel attended me, I took him into the center of the Earth to
check him (he was ok) and he guided me until the center of the
Spiritual Sun. When I came in front of the Sun I couldn't enter it and
I knew it was a blockage. It was inside of me at the 3rd chakra level.
I took 2 hemispheres of undestructible material, put the blockage
inside (looked like a spooky octopus with a panic attack!) and sent it
to the center of the Sun (I prolonged my hand into the Sun with
The blockage vanished and I managed to enter the Sun, I found the blue
door and went up to the Monad. There was another blockage that got
activated inside of me. Again I sent it to the blue sacred flame. This
was interesting because it was like if the blockages couldn't resist
the higher frequencies of the higher energy centers.
After that I opened the black door and through the ray of light jumped
to the Logos where again I found a blockage BUT which was outside
myself this time, or at least, I perceived it outside of my physical
body. I couldn't enter the Logos because there was a crust all over
it. I decided to crush the crust by using energy from other energy
centers below plus by using my anger. It was very effective and the
crust was completely broken into pieces and a strong white light
surrounded me. Wonderful experience.
I cleaned another internal blockage in
Sirius but that was the last
blockage until the Avatar of Synthesis or through Infinity.
came the most beautiful part. When I reached the top, I was in a
indescribable light. It was similar to the light that reflects on the
bottom of the sea in shallow water on sand beaches which is bright
white with some rainbow colours, but of course much stronger and
brighter. It was awesome.
With that sort of Swarovsky light I built my whole Antahkarana,
steadily and firmly - no breaks. ;-)
The Antahkarana tower is made of thick, pure diamond material. I built it having into my mind two words: purity and knowledge. It is very wide and large so I don't feel squeezed in the Antahkarana and inside it's full
of light reflections. A really magical place to be. The energy was
circulating well too.
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The Purpose of Humanity is Illumination, Enlightenment - Angel Talent Bodies,
Radiation of Love, Evolution, Creation of Ascended Masters
The purpose of Humanity is as a mechanism to create
Advanced Angels which in the future will radiate the Energy of Love, Second Ray
Energies, to the Universe from this planet, which is scheduled to become a
The method chosen by the Archangel in charge of this
planet, is that of Free Will.
By giving Free Will to all Humanity, we all have the lesson
that we only have the Free Will to do the Right Thing.
Anything less results in Negative Karma, retribution, bad
results for everyone, bad luck.
Free Will results in Evolution. From what we are given at
birth, Body, Mind, Chakras, an Antahkarana connection to the Universe, comes the
creation of Psychic Mechanisms, talents, to augment and improve on that which
has been given.
As single cells join together to form organs and organs get
together to form a man, through serendipity over many lifetimes single angels
get together to form aggregations of angels in the form of a talent.
At first these talents are striped through and surrounded
by Trauma-Formed Negative Karmic Mass which is impervious to pure spiritual
energies in that it acts like lead to stop the entrance of spiritual alpha, beta
and gamma particles. Trauma-Formed Negative Karmic Mass is Ignorance because it
cuts you off from that knowledge which is higher than the Mind.
Through the Seven Step Process we also integrate these
purified Talents with the higher chakras - thus increasing their size,
complexity, and ability to handle more and higher energies, and eventually
channel the Energy of Love, the Second ray Energies.
This process of Integration is like fusion of one crystal
with another in a "Skull
Melt" where we align and integrate the Angel Talents with the Higher
Chakras like crystals - the angels become aligned in crystalline matrices -
which increases also their speed and purity of purpose.
This fusion process starts with the Astral Initiation of
Illumination or Enlightenment when Ascended Masters surround the Initiate and
focus the Higher Energies of Illumination on him in order to create this Fusion,
which creates a purified crystalline structure which cannot be perverted ever
again, between the Soul Chakra and the Crown Chakra and all the chakras below
In order to help speed up this Aggregation of Talents,
normal evolution through serendipity is superceded by the aggregation of Talents
and psychic structures taken from human beings who are truly evil, who cannot be
changed, until they are healed by the Enlightened.
The end result of this is highly talented Angels and
Ascended masters who can truly align with the Will of God on this planet.
Your body is only a cover. It is
beautiful, it is precious, but it is carrying something far more precious in it.
The man who thinks of 'Eat, drink and be merry' in the physical sense is a man
who receives a letter and worships the envelope. and forgets the message. The
message is important. What a message you are carrying inside you! What a destiny
you are carrying inside you!
ARE THERE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF
HEDONISM? I SUSPECT 'EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY' MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO
Yes, Anurag. There are two levels
of hedonism, and they are almost polar opposites to each other. Because of that,
much misunderstanding has prevailed down the ages.
The lower hedonism is of the body,
and the higher hedonism is of the soul. They both speak the same language: Eat,
drink, be merry. They both propound the same philosophy of life: Live in the
moment, don't think of the morrow. They both want that one should not be worried
about the past, should not be concerned about the future. This moment is enough
unto itself. Their language is the same, their proposal is the same, yet they
are diametrically opposite.
To the first hedonism -- the
material, the physical, the outer hedonism -- belong the philosophies of
Charvaka in India and Epicurus in Greece. To the second philosophy, the
spiritual hedonism, belong all the great Masters: Buddha, Krishna, Christ,
Where do they differ? Where do they
go diametrically opposite?
If you live only as a physical
being, then you will remain unaware of the non-physical dimension that is
continuously penetrating you. Then you will know only the visible, and the
invisible will remain unknown to you. And the invisible is far bigger, far more
essential. The visible is just a covering, the visible is just a shell around
the invisible. It is there to protect the invisible. The body is the shrine of
the soul. If you live only in the body, and you only take care of the body and
the physical sensations dominate you, you will never become aware of the
non-physical dimension -- the divine dimension. If you are utterly lost in the
body -- as you will be if you think 'Eat, drink and be merry' is the goal --
then you will live at the very superficial level.
It is as if you have been given the
Bible and you go on looking at the cover, and you start worshipping the cover
and you never open the book, and you never go inside and you never see what is
there. The cover can be beautiful -- it can be leather bound, printed in gold,
maybe diamonds are studded on top of it; it can be beautiful, it can be very
precious -- but still it is nothing compared to that which is inside the book.
Your body is only a cover. It is
beautiful, it is precious, but it is carrying something far more precious in it.
The man who thinks of 'Eat, drink and be merry' in the physical sense is a man
who receives a letter and worships the envelope. and forgets the message. The
message is important. What a message you are carrying inside you! What a destiny
you are carrying inside you!
The second level hedonism is not
against the body, it is for the soul. It also lives in the moment, but when the
first hedonist is eating, he is only. concerned with the food. When the second
hedonist is eating, he is more concerned with the awareness of the taste of the
food. That is where they differ. When the first hedonist has gone for a walk, he
looks around -- the trees, the birds, the people, the dewdrops, the morning sun
-- but he does not look at WHO is looking at all these things. When the second
hedonist goes for a morning walk, he enjoys the birds, the trees, the people,
the sun, the sky, but he also goes on enjoying the one who is enjoying it all.
He remains aware.
The first hedonist lives an
unconscious life, the second hedonist lives a very very conscious life. The
second hedonist gets all that the first is getting... plus. The first hedonist
gets only the bodily sensations, and he goes on missing the REAL life.
Because the first hedonist lives in
the body, there are people who are against the first hedonist and they think
they are spiritual. They are not. That's a logical fallacy. Because the first
goes on living in the body, there are people who Logically think 'We have to go
against the body, then only can we enter into the second realm of our being,
then only can we attain to happiness, to heaven, to bliss. Because the first is
missing -- and the first is missing because he is too much obsessed with the
body -- the second, this so-called spiritualist, becomes obsessed AGAINST the
body. This is not a real spiritualist.
The real spiritualist is a
hedonist. Let me repeat it: He is not against the body, he is for the soul.
So now there are three kinds of
people: the ordinary hedonist who lives in the body, the REAL hedonist who lives
in the soul. And naturally lives in the body too, and between these two is the
spiritualist, the so-called spiritualist, the ascetic who fights with the body,
who destroys the body, who is against the body, who tortures the body. And he
thinks that in torturing the body he will attain to the soul; he cannot.
The first goes on missing, but the
second -- the false spiritualist -- misses even more. So if you have a choice,
then I will say it is better to be a physical hedonist than to be an
anti-physical spiritualist, because at least you will be enjoying the body; the
physical part of God will remain available to you. To the spiritualist, even
that is not available. He is completely blind.
But if you really want to enjoy
life, then you have to choose the second kind of hedonism, the spiritual
hedonism, the divine hedonism. The second is already available to the first if
he starts becoming a little alert. It is not available to the false
spiritualist. He is closed to both kinds of hedonisms.
The physical hedonist can rise to
the higher hedonism because he has to grow in the same way but deeper. He has to
dig a little deeper into his being. So if you are to choose between Epicurus and
Mahatma Gandhi, choose Epicurus. But if you have to choose between Epicurus and
Buddha, Jesus, then choose Jesus or Buddha. Never become a so-called saint. He
falls from grace. He misses the body, how can he attain to the soul? The body
has to be used as a stepping-stone. The body has to become a staircase, it has
to become a boat for the other shore. Use the body.
I am a hedonist. My whole teaching
is: love the body, use the body, go into the body as deeply as you can, be
sensitive to its feelings, be available to its wisdom, its joys, but don't be
confined there. There is MUCH MORE in your life. That is just a beginning. Use
the body as a jumping-board. And the secret is the same. So the secret can be
used on the second, higher, level too. Be in the present. Live moment to moment.
Don't allow the past to interfere, and don't allow the future to cloud your
vision. Let the present moment be crystal clear. Enter into it with the body,
with the soul. Enter into it as a unity of body and soul. Enter into it not AS
body or AS soul but as a unity.
There are these two kinds of
hedonism. The higher contains the lower. The lower cannot contain the higher. I
teach you the higher hedonism.
WHAT DOES ONE DO ABOUT UNREQUITED
LOVE? WHAT DOES ONE DO ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE THAT SEEMS TO LIVE ON AND ON LIKE A
WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS? HOW IS IT THAT A MAN CAN GO ON LOVING ONE WOMAN YEAR
AFTER YEAR BELIEVING, IN SPITE OF THE PAIN, THAT AND DAY SHE WILL FIND A PLACE
FOR HIM IN HER HEART? AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE? I THINK THAT I AM A FOOL, AND YET
I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE. AM I CREATING THIS SITUATION? OR IS THIS SITUATION
First you are not really in love
with love. That's why you got stuck on a particular woman. A real lover never
gets stuck anywhere. His offering is for love, not for persons. He loves beauty,
not the rose flower, not the lotus flower. He loves beauty wherever it is; he
does not get confused, he does not think that the container is the content.
You got confused. You are not a
real lover. You have not really loved. In fact, you are avoiding love in the
name of that woman. Now this is a beautiful trick to escape from love.
What can you do? You loved a woman
and she never responded to you, so what can you do? Now you can only go on
playing with your wound. You are a masochist. I will not say that you are a
fool, you are not. You are a masochist, a clever masochist, an intelligent
masochist. You are arranging for your torture through the name of love, in the
name of love. You are playing the game of being a martyr. you are enjoying this
You loved a woman; there is no
necessity for the woman to love you. Your love is not enough to make it sure.
Love is a two-way street, it is not one-way. But down the ages, poets,
novelists, people who go on playing with imagination, have been talking about
love as if when you love the person, the other person has to love you! The only
condition that you have to fulfill is that you should really love. Even then,
there is no need for the other to love you. The other has freedom, the other is
a living soul. If the other has to love you just because you love, then where is
his freedom? Where is his soul or her soul? Then you don't leave any freedom for
the other. If the other does not want you, does not like you, if the other is
not turned on by you, then you can go on loving and nothing is going to happen.
Just your love is not enough. In
fact, the more you try, the more the other will go far away, because the other
will become more and more afraid of you. You are dangerous! Even before love has
happened you are not allowing freedom. What will you do when the love has
happened? You will suffocate the woman or the man. You will surround the woman
in such a way that it will become a prison. Even right now the woman has not
responded, but you are waiting. And you are thinking and hoping that because you
love, she has to love you. Why? There is no must in it, there is no
inevitability in it. Just the reverse will be the case. The more you chase her,
the more you will make her afraid of you and the more she will escape from you.
You are dangerous. And the paradox is, the more she will be going away from you
the more you will fantasise about her.
A real woman very soon loses all
charm. So is the case with a real man, because with reality the fiction cannot
be continued for long. All relationships settle down by and by -- the honeymoon
is only short. If you really get the woman, within seven days, fifteen days,
three weeks, things will start settling; the fiction, the poetry, the fantasy
will start disappearing. The real woman and the real man will come back to
earth. You cannot go on moving in the clouds for long. The other's reality will
pull you back to the gravitation.
So when love is responded to, it is
finished soon. When love remains unrequited, it can continue for your whole
life, because there is no way for it to be finished. You can go on playing in
your imagination -- games, fantasies, dreams...
And the person who has asked the
question is an author, Hal Musin. He must be imaginative, poetic. He must be
able to create fictions. Now he cannot lose this woman because this woman is
giving him great fictions. And she will go on giving you. The only condition is:
she should not respond to your love, then the love can continue forever. In that
way Majnun was fortunate because he could never get Laila. The really
unfortunate people are those who can get their Lailas. Once you get your Laila
or your Majnun, things are finished.
One man went to see the madhouse.
In one room a man was beating his head, crying. Great tears were flowing down
his cheeks and he was holding a small picture very lovingly on his chest.
The visitor asked the
superintendent 'What has happened to this man?'
And the superintendent said 'You
see the picture that he is holding? He holds it day and night. That is the woman
he wanted, he had loved, but could not get. Hence, he went mad. He cries and
sings songs to her, and goes on thinking of her. That is his whole life. The
whole world has disappeared, only the woman... He talks, he talks from his side
and the woman's side, and the dialogue continues.'
Then they went to another room, and
another man was beating his head and throwing himself against the wall.
And the visitor asked 'What has
happened to this man?'
And the superintendent said 'This
is the man who got that woman. Since he got that woman he has gone mad.'
You can go on living in your
dreams, and you will think that you are a great lover -- how much you are
sacrificing! But you are simply a masochist. This can be done only by a
masochist who wants to torture himself. Now you have found a good excuse to
I cannot appreciate this. I have no
appreciation for any pathology, whatsoever the excuse. This is pathological.
You offered yourself, the woman
denied -- it is finished! There are millions of women in the world. Why are you
wasting your life? If you want to waste it that's another thing, but then don't
befool yourself that it is because of love. Love is just an excuse, you really
want to waste your life. You are afraid of love! You are depending on that
woman. You don't want to approach another woman. One woman does not mean
anything. Neither does one man mean anything.
If you are hungry you will eat even
if the food that you wanted to eat is not available. Or won't you? If you are
thirsty you will drink even if Coca-Cola is not available -- plain Poona water
will do! If you are thirsty you will drink, you will not say 'I will die, but I
will not drink because I only drink Coca-Cola. I love Coca-Cola!' No, you will
drink, you are thirsty. You are hungry, you will eat. If you are really hungry
for love, then what does it matter if one woman has refused you? There is no
need to feel lost, because there are millions of women.
But one woman has denied you, then
there are a few things involved in it. First, your ego is hurt -- as if you have
some power over people. Just because you love, does somebody else have to love
you? You can offer yourself, but the other has to decide. You took the
initiative, but if the woman could not like you that does not mean that you are
nobody, that simply means something was not fitting between you two. And it is
good that the woman denied you. If out of politeness, or out of respect, or out
of compassion, she had agreed to you, you would have been in far more trouble.
Because compassion can never become love, and politeness is hypocrisy. If she
had not liked you and decided to go with you for some other motive, you would
have been in far more trouble and anguish, because there would have never been
that harmony that happens between two people who are in love with each other.
She would always have been the compassionate one, the sympathiser; she would
have felt for your misery.
That's what you are doing. That's
what people go on doing. When one woman has refused, or one man has refused,
they go on crying, they go on making themselves miserable in the hope that
misery will create compassion in the other. Misery CAN create compassion, and
that is dangerous because compassion is never love. And you cannot be fulfilled
by compassion, because the one who is showing compassion remains higher than
you. You are a beggar. The woman can give to you, but there will be no passion
in it. When compassion has come, passion disappears. There will be no thrill in
the woman's heart, she will never feel ecstatic. She will always feel obliging.
She will remain insensitive because her own heart will not open for you. She
will pretend, she will do whatsoever is needed, she will fulfill the duty, but
duty is not love.
Love is ecstasy, duty is dull. She
will not dance because of you. She may become a good householder, she may take
care of your children, she may look after you, she will be a good caretaker but
these things don't fulfill.
It is good that the woman didn't
show any compassion to you. And you are asking for compassion, that's why you
cannot allow the wound to heal. Once the wound is healed, then nobody will show
compassion for you. You cannot get down from your cross! You have to hang there,
and you have to go on shouting 'Look how much I am suffering! Come!' You are
trying to create a situation in the woman's heart so that she starts feeling
GUILTY, that it is SHE who is responsible for all your suffering. That's why you
cannot allow the wound to heal. This is not love. This is ego -- one.
And second -- this IS FEAR of love.
You are afraid to knock at another door because you have been rejected once, so
you are afraid you may be rejected again. You are hesitant, so you go on
knocking on the same door, and your knocking on the same door will only create
nausea in the woman. You will be a nuisance. She can't love you, so you vv-ill
become more and more of a nuisance.
Forget about her, and forgive her.
And this is your life -- don't waste it. And this life is precious -- don't let
it go down the drain. Love can still flower. If it has not happened with A, it
can happen with B, it can happen with C. The real thing is the flowering of
love. WITH WHOM it happens is irrelevant!
But people become too obsessed with
small things. It should happen only with this woman who has black hair.' What is
wrong with blonde or brunette? 'It should happen only with this woman who has
such a long nose.' These are obsessions! Foolish! You get too much involved in
details, and you go on missing the real point. The real point is that LOVE
should happen! And once it starts happening and your heart starts flowing, it is
even possible THAT woman may become interested in you. Because people only
become interested in people who are happy, who are flowing, who are blooming. If
you start blooming, there is a possibility... I only say possibility, I am not
saying certainty, otherwise you can even do that. If you start blooming, that
woman may start thinking of you. She may start feeling that she missed an
opportunity, she may start feeling that there is still time, she may start
thinking 'How to make it?' she may start knocking on your door.
But that is possible only when you
are happy. Now you are a wound! Nobody loves a wound. And remember, if somebody
loves a wound, beware of that person -- that person is neurotic. Escape, because
if the person loves the wound, he will never allow the wound to heal. He will go
on creating bigger wounds in you, because he loves wounds.
There are people who love wounds
because when somebody is wounded, they are always upper, higher, greater,
One man -- he was one of my
students in the University -- told me that he would like to marry a widow. In
India that is a problem. Nobody wants to marry a widow. So there are people who
think that to marry a widow is a great sacrifice.
I said 'You can marry, but once you
have married she will not be a widow. Then what will you do? Then the whole
charm will disappear because the charm is in her being a widow.'
He laughed -- he thought I was
joking. And he got married. And after six months he said 'You were right. I'm no
more interested in her. My interest was basically in her widowhood. I wanted to
show to the public that I am a great servant of people, that I am serving people
even through my love. I am sacrificing my love for a widow. I am going against
the society, I am going against the tradition. I am doing something great. But
now the marriage has happened and the widow has come, now there is no point.'
I said 'You do one thing. You
commit suicide. She will be a widow again, and somebody else will have a chance
to serve her again. If you are really a public servant, do this.' Since then I
have not seen him.
Don't go on playing with your
wound. This continuous fingering of the wound will not allow it to heal. And I
think the woman you were in love with has some sense. She will not look at you.
WHO wants to look at a wound? Be happy, become a flower: bloom. Let her feel
jealous. Let her feel that she missed an opportunity of finding such a beautiful
man. Let your song burst forth, then there is a possibility she may come.
And whether she comes or not is not
the point. You are not here only to love that woman. This is a vast world, and
with millions of beautiful people all around. Why get so obsessed with one
person? A real lover is never obsessed with persons, his devotion is towards
LOVE ITSELF. He worships the god of love. Persons come and go, persons change;
the god of love remains the same.
You ask: WHAT DOES ONE DO ABOUT
One forgets about it, one forgives
the person. One does not make much fuss about it.
WHAT DOES ONE DO ABOUT UNREQUITED
LOVE THAT SEEMS TO LIVE ON AND ON LIKE A WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS?
You are not allowing it to
heal. The only way for it to heal is: fall in love with somebody else, because
only love heals, because only love is a healing energy. Love is therapy. Fall in
love, and it will be healed. But you have much investment in the wound; you
don't want it to heal, that's why you won't fall in love with somebody else.
This wound has become your
prestige. This is your ego trip. You think it is love; it is nothing, it is an
ego trip. You are feeling offended. You have to show this woman, even if you
have to die; but you will show this woman. You WILL DIE crying for her, and then
she will be miserable for you and then she will feel guilty about you. These are
You don't love this woman at all,
otherwise you won't think of making her guilty. If you really love her, you
would like her to be happy. You will simply disappear from her world you will
help her to forget you. You will become non-existent -- at least for her -- so
that she can live her life without any interference from you. But that will heal
your wound, and you will no longer be a martyr, and you will not be such a
You are not interested in love, you
are interested in being a 'great lover' -- that is the ego trip.
WHAT DOES ONE DO ABOUT UNREQUITED
LOVE THAT SEEMS TO LIVE ON AND ON LIKE A WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS?
It is simple. You like certain
food, and you have not got that food today, but if you don't eat anything else,
naturally you will become ill. Hunger will grow. Tomorrow you will be more
hungry, the day after tomorrow you will be starving. And you go on asking 'What
is one to do? When one cannot get the food of one's own choice, what is one to
do?' Then the second choice, then the third choice -- whatsoever is available.
And one never knows, because each person is carrying such divinity in him and in
her, that one never knows! If you fall in love with another woman, you may start
thanking God. 'It was good that the first woman had rejected me. If she had not
rejected then I would not have been able to find this woman.'
This is my observation of thousands
of people. Once you look backwards you will be surprised, everything fits
perfectly. The first woman denied you and the second woman accepted you, and you
can feel happy. If the first had accepted, the second would not have been
possible. The second deserted you and the third became possible, and you are
more happy. Otherwise the third would not have been possible.
Just a few days before, a sannyasin
was saying to me 'I have lived with this woman for three months, and they were
so beautiful. I have never known such moments. And now she is deserting me. What
should I do?'
I told him 'Help her to desert you.
Because three months before you were clinging to another woman. I remember
perfectly well. And that time you were saying "If this woman leaves me I
will commit suicide. I cannot live without her." And after just three
months you have forgotten about that woman. You have not committed suicide. On
the contrary, you are saying that THIS woman has been your greatest experience
in life! Now she is deserting, help her.'
Why get so obsessed with
personalities? Remain in love. And let your love be fluid. Don't let your love
become stale and solid and dead. Millions of flowers will bloom in your being,
don't go on weeping just for one flower that didn't bloom.
HOW IS IT THAT A MAN CAN GO ON
LOVING ONE WOMAN YEAR AFTER YEAR...?
Yes, if you don't get, you can go
on year after year, life after life. Because then you are living in fiction,
then you are living in fantasy, then you are living in your dreams. You go on
creating the woman -- who is not the real woman. The beauty that you give to the
woman is given by you. That woman is just a fiction. You can go on living with
your fiction. Real women are difficult, as real men are. You are alone, and it
is your fiction, you can paint it the way you want.
Your woman will never become old,
the real woman becomes old. Now, Musin's woman will never become old. He will
become old, but his woman will always remain young. She will never become ugly,
HE will become ugly! He will become old, ill, death will come, and she will
always remain there fresh, like dewdrops in the morning, always fresh, always
young, always beautiful.
Your woman will not stink ever, she
will not perspire either. And she will not throw her panties all around the
bathroom. It is YOUR woman, a fiction. She will not nag you, she will not fight
you, she will not be jealous. You can do whatsoever you want, she will not
hinder you. She will never come in your way, she will allow you all freedom Now,
no real woman can do that, so one gets fed up with the real woman, one gets fed
up with the real man. With the unreal, there is no problem.
So you are in a non-problematic
relationship, Musin. You can enjoy it forever. But this is not a relationship,
this is neurosis. It is like a madman who is talking with somebody who is not
there. You will go on talking with your woman and you will go on doing things
for the woman, and you will go on hoping. And your life will be slipping by
through your hands.
Be a little more alert. It is your
life. You owe yourself a few joys, a few celebrations. And the real celebration
is always in reality. It cannot be only in dreams.
HOW IS IT THAT A MAN CAN GO ON
LOVING ONE WOMAN YEAR AFTER YEAR BELIEVING, IN SPITE OF THE PAIN, THAT ONE DAY
SHE WILL FIND A PLACE FOR HIM IN HER HEART?
You can believe. If you remain
hungry and you don't eat anything, you will have to believe that the food that
you demand will descend from heaven. 'One day it is going to happen, I am doing
so much sacrifice. A little more, a little more -- I will sacrifice myself
completely, then it will happen. How can my sacrifice go in vain?'
That is your logic. But you can go
on starving -- the food is not going to come from heaven. If you want to seek
food you will have to accept the food that is available. Nourish yourself. Start
moving, then maybe the food that you want may become available to you. But
starving, dying in a comer, no energy to move and just hoping that something
will happen is a deception. You are deceiving yourself.
Deceptions can be very beautiful
and artistic and aesthetic, but still they are deceptions. Love the real. It is
through reality that one grows. Beware of dreams and their power over you. They
can take away the whole opportunity, they can destroy the whole opportunity.
AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE? I THINK
THAT I AM A FOOL AND YET I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE. AM I CREATING THIS SITUATION?
Certainly, you ARE creating this
situation. That woman may have forgotten about you. That woman may not be a part
in it at all. She may not remember you at all. It is you who are creating the
whole situation for yourself.
And naturally... OR IS THIS
SITUATION CREATING ME?
It works both ways. First you
create the situation, then the situation creates you; then you create the
situation and the situation creates you. It is a vicious circle. And then you
get more and more in the mire of it, entrapped, entangled, and it becomes very
difficult to get out of it. You will need great courage to get out of it. You
will need to jump out of it. It will not be gradual, you will just have to
escape out of it. Fall into anybody's arms just to get out of it!
And every person is beautiful, you
just have to love the person and the beauty starts flowing. People ordinarily
think that they have fallen in love because the person is beautiful. Just the
contrary is the case: you see the person as beautiful because you have fallen in
love. If somebody asks 'Why have you fallen in love with this man, or this
woman?' you say 'She is beautiful, that's why.' That is not true. The truth is
just the opposite. You have fallen in love, hence, she looks beautiful. Love
Start falling in love again. And I
don't think that you are a fool. You are too clever, too wise. If you are a
fool, then you will fall in love easily, because only fools fall in love. Wise
people never do such things. You are wise -- you tried once, and then you are
finished for your whole life. Be a little more foolish. Try it once again.
And I don't see that one has to go
on being a failure forever. And remember, that if you succeed in love, only then
will you be able to go beyond love. One has to go beyond love. But one can only
go beyond when one has gone through it. You are struggling below love. It is far
better to move into love and struggle there. One grows out of authentic, real
experiences of love. One goes beyond.
Then a totally different kind of
awareness arises. It is not that it is unloving, but it is no more a longing for
love. It is a state of love: one shares one's being. It is no more relationship
then, it is your state. You ARE love, not loving.
So these are the three things: you
are in the dark night of the soul, you are in a very unloving space. The second
thing is: be in a loving space. And a loving space is anxiety-creating; it is
conflict, it is struggle, because a real person enters into your life. And there
is clash and an overlapping of the boundaries; and all kinds of diplomacies and
politics enter, and strategies to dominate, to possess. There is great war.
Lovers are intimate enemies.
Only out of that experience does
one grow to the third state: one becomes absolutely independent. Now there is no
need for love. One can live alone, and one can live alone as happily as one can
live in relationship. Now there is no difference. There is no hankering. Then a
different quality of love arises in your being. You start sharing it.
Musin, you are struggling at the
lowest point. Try to get out of it. And don't wait for any miracle. Miracles
WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH AGAINST LOGIC?
Because it is logical to be against
Logic proves nothing, that's why I
am against logic. It only pretends to prove; it proves nothing. It is an empty
game, verbal. But the pretension is such that millions of people are befooled by
it, and down the ages we have been trained for logic, so it has appeal.
But logic has never proved
anything. Proof comes only through experience, never through logic. Logic can
help to explain your experience. No experience is ever derived out of logic.
Yes, logic can be a servant. when you have attained to a certain experience,
logic can help to explain it, logic can help to make it clear. Logic is
So, the first thing: logic proves
Reporter: They say the moon is made
of green cheese. Is this correct?
Spaceman: We didn't find any cheese
on the moon.
Reporter: (laughing) Perhaps all
the moon mice had eaten it.
Spaceman: We didn't find any mice
on the moon either.
Reporter: What do you expect with
all the cheese gone?
Now this is how logic goes on
moving: it is circular.
A famous Sufi story:
Mulla Nasruddin was seen by the
people in the market-place throwing some seeds all around. From his bag he would
take one fistful of seeds and throw. So a crowd gathered, and they asked 'What
are you doing, Mulla?'
He said 'These seeds are very
miraculous. If you throw these seeds, then no lion, no tiger, no elephant, no
snakes, no wild animals ever come around.'
So they laughed. They said 'Mulla,
there are no wild animals, no elephants, no tigers, no lions, no snakes here!'
And Mulla said 'See! They work!
They are a miracle, they have miraculous power. It is because of the seeds they
are not here.'
Logic is a game good only for small
children to play. But a few people remain childish even when they have become
old. They may be professors in the universities, but they go on playing with the
game. It is a good game, an intelligent game like chess -- but a game all the
First, logic never proves anything.
And second logic can prove anything -- this way or that, for or against. Logic
is a whore! It has no grounds of its own. You can bribe logic, and it will be
with you. Your enemy can bribe logic, and logic will be with the enemy.
A certain French general named
Guillard, who lived in the time of King Louis XV and was renowned for his
gallantry towards women, said, on one occasion, that there was no such thing as
an ugly woman. His remark was overheard by a lady whose face was disfigured by a
squashed nose and who thereupon accosted him with the words 'Confess, General,
that you are now face to face with a really ugly woman.'
'Not at all, madame' replied the
general. 'You are like all women, an angel fallen from heaven. You merely had
the misfortune to fall on your nose.'
Logic cannot prove anything, that's
why it can prove ANYTHING. Logic has no truth in it. Logic is empty of truth.
Truth is attained only by existential experience. I am against logic because
logic is impotent. I would like you to go beyond logic. And that is the whole
meaning of the word Jesus uses: faith.
It does not mean belief. It means
trust in existence not belief in dogmas. Faith simply means that you are
finished with logic. The day you are finished with logic, you are finished with
doubt too because logic is a support to doubt; they are in a mutual conspiracy
-- doubt and logic. A doubter becomes a logician, a logician remains a doubter.
They go together. Once logic is dropped, all the props for the doubt disappear,
and doubt falls to the ground. And when you are free of doubt, then you are in
Faith transforms. Trust
transfigures. The sooner you can get out of logic and doubt, the better. A man
is religious only when he has known the same of logic and is finished with it.
HOW MANY RELIGIONS ARE THERE IN
It is difficult to say. There are
as many religions in India as there are Indians. Everybody has his own religion
here. The religion is basically individual, it is not organisational.
So when you talk about
Christianity, it is one thing. When you talk about Hinduism, it is quite
another. Christianity is a church, an organised religion. Hinduism is a chaos.
It has nothing like the Vatican Pope, it has nothing like an authority. It is
very chaotic, it is freedom. People are allowed to live their own ways, people
are allowed to worship in their own ways. There is nobody to dominate it is a
democracy. Christianity is dictatorial, so is Islam. Hinduism is basically
You can go and worship in the
temple of Shiva, it is for you. You can go and worship in the temple of Rama, it
is for you. You can go and worship in the temple of Krishna, it is for you. The
man who worships in the temple of Krishna is a Hindu, and the man who worships
in the temple of Rama is also a Hindu. And both are as opposed to each other as
Christians are opposed to Muslims -- or even more. But that does not make any
difference, they both are Hindus.
Hinduism has a kind of freedom. It
does not decide what your prayer should be. It has no official prayer like
Christianity. It has no hierarchy -- the bishop and the archbishop, etcetera; it
knows nothing of that. It is an individual phenomenon. So it is very difficult
to say how many religions there are in India. Each one is free to worship in his
own way. In that way, it is difficult, because it is almost like chaos. If you
want to find a system it will be difficult.
Thousands of philosophies are
available there for people to choose from, millions of alternatives. All kinds
of ideas are in the market. You can choose any. You can make your own. Choosing
something from here, something from there, you can make your own mixture.
Hinduism is not one-dimensional, it
is multi-dimensional. In one way it gives freedom, in another way it creates
indiscipline. In one way it is democratic and beautiful, in another way it has
no order, no system. Everything seems to be confused and unclear and vague.
I have heard...
When Indira Gandhi was Prime
Minister, she went to Israel. And she was talking with Golda Meir -- Golda Meir
was Prime Minister of Israel in those days. So both the women were talking, and
chit-chatting about their countries.
Indira Gandhi said 'You don't know
my troubles. Six hundred million people! And you don't know Indians. It is a
Golda Meir laughed and said 'That's
nothing! You don't know my people. Although the number is very small -- only
three million people -- but it is far more difficult to rule three million
Indira looked surprised. She said
'What are you saying? Six hundred million people... And you have only three
million people, and you say it is difficult to rule over three million people?'
And Golda Meir said 'Yes, because
these are no ordinary people. These are three million prime ministers!'
It may be so in politics, but in
religion, in India, you have six million Masters -- enlightened Masters -- six
hundred million. Everybody knows! Everybody has his own creed, everybody has his
own ideas and philosophy. For ten thousand years India has done nothing but
philosophise. It has gone into the bones and the blood. It is not so easy to say
HOW many religions there are in India, as it is about other countries.
I have heard...
A Pakistani went home on a visit to
his family, and his old father said to him 'Are they good people in Britain, my
son? Do they have religion in Britain?'
'Oh, yes, indeed, father mine' said
the Pakistani. 'They have three religions: the Church of England, the Church of
Rome, and Bingo.'
'What is this Bingo?' asked the old
'Well, father mine, the people go
to the Bingo church every evening; the high priest stands before them calling
out the holy numbers which the congregation mark off their prayer-cards. Then
one of the faithful rushes to his feet and calls out "Bingo!" and all
the people say "Jesus Christ!"'
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OF WHAT VALUE ARE THE 'CATHARTIC'
THERAPIES: THE RELIVING OF ONE'S TRAUMATIC MOMENTS OR ACTING OUT OF FEARS ETC?
IS NOT INSIGHT ENOUGH? OR BLISS METHODS, SUCH AS SUFI DANCE?
Mantra, insight is enough, but how
to get the insight? It is hidden in much rubbish. The diamond is there, but it
is hidden under much debris, dirt. The dirt has to be removed only then will the
diamond be available, will the insight be available. The therapies do the spade
work. If insight were available directly, it would have been very easy. Then you
could become blissful any moment. But you are layers upon layers of repression.
You have repressed your fear, you have repressed your anger, you have repressed
your love, you have repressed your sex. You have repressed so many things! The
insight is there, but these layers of repression have to be thrown out.
The cathartic therapies help. They
will not produce your insight, they will only clear the way. They will only make
the insight available to you. The insight is there. Everybody has brought it,
that's why we call it insight.
Have you observed these words:
'insight', 'intuition', 'instinct', 'intelligence'? They all carry the word
'in'. It is there, built-in, but much has gathered around it. The rose bush is
there, but hidden behind the weeds. The weeds have to be uprooted. And they have
to be uprooted very skillfully, because there is every danger that you may
uproot the rose bush itself. And the weeds are many, and the rose bush is one.
You need to be helped.
The therapy group is a situation
where you can be helped to sort out what is a weed and what is a rose bush. And
slowly slowly, those rose bushes have to be protected, and the weeds have to be
taken out. And it has to be very very skillful because the roots of the weeds
are entangled with the roots of the rose. If you are not very careful you may
destroy the rose itself. The insight is there; it has to be uncovered.
You ask: OF WHAT VALUE ARE THE
Catharsis simply means throwing out
that which should be thrown out, throwing out that which should not be kept in.
Now in ordinary life it is
difficult. You cannot throw your anger everywhere and anywhere. You will get
into so many difficulties. It will be too costly, and dangerous too. You need a
special situation where you can throw your anger, where anger is accepted. A
group is an artificial situation where everything is accepted. If you become
angry, the group is not repressive. Rather on the contrary, the group helps you,
provokes you to be angry, brings out all your violence and aggression, accepts
it -- WELCOMES even, gives you an opportunity and confidence that here you are
not rejected, that here there is no expectation. Nobody's expecting that you
should not be angry or this and that. Whatsoever you are, you are given total
freedom to be THAT. A group is an artificial situation. The society cannot allow
Once your anger has started
bubbling up, you will be surprised how much you have been carrying. How much
poison is there in your system. And only when this poison has gone, that smoke
has disappeared, will you be able to find insight or bliss methods like Sufi
Dancing. If a man who is angry participates in Sufi Dancing, his dance will have
anger to it. You can watch, you can watch people, and you can see their dances
have different qualities. Somebody's dance is a kind of rage; anger is filtering
through his dance, through his gestures. Somebody's dance has grace to it, love
is flowing, a kind of elegance. Somebody else's dance has compassion in it.
Somebody else's dance has ecstasy in it. somebody else's dance is just stale and
dull, he is just making empty gestures, there is nobody behind them --
mechanical. Watch. Why this difference? -- because they are carrying different
layers of repression.
When you dance, your anger will
dance if it is there. Where can it go? The more you will dance, the more it will
dance. If you are full of love, when you start dancing your love will start
overflowing -- it will dance all around you, all over the space. Your dance is
going to be your dance, it will contain all that you contain. If you are
sexually repressed, then your dance will have that.
Now it is a problem for Indians to
participate in the Sufi Dance. Many have written to me. One Indian sannyasin, a
very honest man, wrote a letter. He was participating in the dance. Three days
afterwards, he wrote 'I am feeling very guilty, because I become sexually
aroused. Whenever I go into the Sufi Dance, I become sexually aroused. I feel
very guilty.' He was asking forgiveness 'Osho, forgive me.' And he became so
afraid that he stopped dancing.
Now the whole life of repression...
He may never have been able to hold the hands of any woman except his wife, and
that too only in the night when everybody is fast asleep. He may not have been
able to move with such dancing energy of women, men. It is very natural; there
is no need to feel guilt. It is just the whole repressed life.
Now this man who becomes sexually
aroused in Sufi Dance, is he going to feel any insight in it? He will feel great
guilt, and he will not feel spiritual at all! He will feel sexual, and he will
be in a turmoil. He will be very much confused. His whole being will be on a
volcano. He may start trembling, and he may become afraid that he may DO
something. That's what he wrote to me -- 'I cannot participate in Sufi Dance any
more, because I may DO something. I may not be able to control myself I become
This is bound to happen. If you are
sexually repressed, then sex will bubble up when you dance. So you cannot go
directly, you have to go through catharsis. Only then can blissful methods be of
Cathartic methods are modern
inventions. In Buddha's time they were not so needed because people were not so
repressed. People were natural, people lived primitive live -- uncivilised,
spontaneous lives. So VIPASSANA -- VIPASSANA means insight -- was given by
Buddha directly to people. But now you cannot go into VIPASSANA directly. And
the teachers who go on teaching VIPASSANA directly don't belong to this century;
they are two thousand years backwards. Yes, sometimes they may help one or two
persons out of one hundred, but that can't do much. I am introducing cathartic
methods, so that first what the civilisation has done to you can be undone, so
that you become primitive again. From that primitiveness, from that primal
innocence, insight becomes easily available. Then bliss methods work -- never
WHY ARE THE JEWS HATED EVERYWHERE
IN THE WORLD?
Because they are clever,
intelligent. Nobody likes clever, intelligent people. One feels inferior, hence,
Adolf Hitler must have felt very
inferior to Jews. He Was. He was almost idiotic, imbecilic. But he must have
felt it tremendously -- this inferiority. And Jews have a certain intelligence,
and because of that intelligence they become rich fast. Put them in any
situation and sooner or later they will be on top. How can you avoid not hating
them? They simply go directly to the top; they don't wait.
And particularly about money, they
are the cleverest people in the world. For a certain reason: because after
Jesus' crucifixion, they lost all power -- all political power; Christianity
became politically powerful. There was no way for the Jews to be politically
powerful, so their whole mind turned to the second power -- money. They became
focused on money. These are the only two worldly powers: either politics or
money. Because they were not in the majority, they could not be politically
powerful, so naturally their whole intelligence was channellised towards money.
That was the only way for them to become powerful. And with money many things
come. With money comes more education, with money comes more literature, more
music, more drama, more art. With money Comes more intelligence. So down the
ages they have been hoarding money, and money on its own creates more
possibilities to be intelligent, to be clever. And when you are more
intelligent, you earn more money, and so on and so forth it goes' And people who
have money are hated because ninety-nine per cent of people don't have any
money; they are very jealous. The poor people hate the rich, and if they can get
an opportunity they will kill the rich. And whenever they get the opportunity,
they kill -- they will find any excuse.
Jews are hated because they have
immense power over money, and money gives them power over other things -- even
power over politicians. Money is such a strange power... And it goes on creating
more power, so they are hated. And they have turned the whole world into a
market: they reduce everything to a commodity, they reduce everything to a
certain market value. That too creates a little hatred, because if everything is
reduced to money, if everything is reduced to the market and everything becomes
a commodity, it creates an ugly world. Then there is no higher value. Then there
is nothing more important than money. Then everything is reduced to money. That,
too, creates hatred.
So poor people hate them, and rich
people also hate them. Because money is a very low value -- powerful, immensely
powerful! -- but a lower value. And Jews don't think that anything more valuable
exists. And they have learned through experience that if they have money, then
only can they survive.
So wherever they are they are
hated. But they are hated because they are clever. Of course, their cleverness
turned in a wrong direction, it became money-oriented. And the whole Judaic
tradition fell slowly slowly -- became very worldly. It lost the spiritual
dimension. So the very word 'Jew' has a wrong association.
Jews can only be free from this
hatred of the world if they start looking for higher values than money.
I have heard...
The local synagogue was holding a
raffle. The winner of the third prize stood delightedly as the curtain raised to
show a gleaming Cadillac. The winner of the second prize held his breath as the
curtain raised -- to reveal a sponge cake.
'A sponge cake?' he said angrily.
'The THIRD prize was a Cadillac. How can the second prize be a stupid sponge
'But this sponge cake is special'
said the Master of Ceremonies. 'You see, it was baked by the rabbi's wife with
her own lily-white hands.'
'Fuck the rabbi's wife!' yelled the
'Shut up!' said the M.C. 'That's
the first prize.'
Now this mind which reduces
everything to a commodity is bound to be hated.
But Jews are intelligent people.
There is no doubt about it -- one of the most intelligent races on the earth;
otherwise they would not have survived. They have survived with no political
power and with enemies all around and everywhere. They have been on the cross
for two thousand years since Jesus' death. They have suffered too much. For one
man's crucifixion it is enough punishment -- more than enough. They have lived
in a Christian world, hated from every side. But because they were hated and
they were always in danger and they were always helpless, that too has helped
their intelligence to go high. Always remember: if there is danger for your
life, you have to be intelligent; you cannot afford non-intelligence, otherwise
you will be gone.
So in a way, the very challenge,
the very danger, has helped them: they have been polishing their intelligence
continuously. It-is not just accident that more Nobel Prizes go to Jews than to
anybody else. And their number is small; it is out of all proportion. This
century's greatest thinkers -- three: Marx, Freud, Einstein -- all belong to
Jews. The greatest revolutionaries ever have come from them. They are in small
numbers, but the situation has helped them. They had to fight, struggle,
survive; they could not fall asleep, they could not go to rust. Their
intelligence has been going higher and released towards God will bring a great
revolution in the world.
I am very happy that fifty per cent
-- more than fifty per cent -- of my sannyasins are Jews. What I am saying can
have appeal only to very intelligent people. Stupids won't have any attraction
to me -- only very intelligent people can understand what I am saying.
But they have been hated, that is
true. That hatred can be dropped only when Jews start changing.
There are a few things that they
can do. One is that they accept Jesus back home. If they can welcome Jesus back
home almost ninety per cent of the hatred will disappear. And Jesus is theirs --
more theirs than the Christians'. Jesus was born a Jew, died a Jew. He was the
greatest Jew ever. He was not a Christian. If Jews can accept Jesus back home,
that will change the whole climate in the world. And if Jews can put their
energies -- as they have put them into money -- if they can put their energies
into meditation, they will become the greatest meditators on the earth. They can
herald a new era!
I MET A MAN TEN YEARS AGO IN JAPAN
ON A TRAIN. THEN I MET THE SAME MAN IN AFGHANISTAN ON A BUS. AND TWO DAYS AGO I
MET THE SAME MAN AGAIN ON A PLANE COMING TO POONA. IS IT JUST COINCIDENCE, OR IS
THERE SOME HIDDEN SIGNIFICANCE IN IT?
Because our life is so meaningless,
we go on finding any excuse for any kind of significance. Our life has no
significance, so we go on hoping in anything that there must be some
significance in it. Man cannot live without significance. Significance is inner
nourishment. And because we don't create any significance in our life -- because
we are not creative -- we don't create God in our being, we remain empty. And to
be empty hurts -- hurts like hell.
Then one goes to the astrologer or
goes to the palmist; one shows the hand, maybe there is some significance in the
stars, or in the lines of the hand or in the birth chart. And one starts seeking
and searching everywhere -- desperately. Anything that can give you a feeling
that yes, you are significant, that something special is happening to you, you
pounce upon. That's why astrology lives, palmistry lives, the I Ching lives; and
people go on looking into these things. That's why psychoanalysis has become so
significant. Your life has no meaning, maybe your dreams have meaning? Go to the
psychoanalyst, he will show you great meanings in your stupid dreams. You cannot
find, but he will find, he will manage: he will show you what your dreams mean.
And you will feel very very grateful, and you will feel very happy that you have
People go on hankering for
One thing to be remembered: this
hankering is not bad, but let this hankering become creative. Don't search in
accidental things for any meaning. There is none! This is just accidental that
you met somebody on the train, and then again on the plane, then again on the
bus -- it is just accidental! This world is a small world, and becoming smaller
and smaller every day.
It is nothing to brag about or to
brood about, but it shows something: life is empty -- utterly empty. You would
like to find some indication from somewhere -- anything.
Just the other day one sannyasin
wrote that she saw Teertha in her dream. 'Now what is the significance? There
must be some significance' she thinks. Ninety-nine per cent of dreams are just
rubbish, just fragments of thoughts that you go on gathering during the whole
day. In the dream those fragments go on moving in the mind. And then in the
morning when you remember those fragments, you start looking for significance.
Then you have to find some significance. Now the woman thinks whether it is a
message that she should do Encounter because she has seen Teertha? or is there
some other meaning hidden in it?
Life has no hidden meaning; life
has obvious meaning, unhidden. There is not a thing hidden from the very
beginning! Just you are not aware, so you cannot see it. And when you are not
aware, still you hanker for it so you go on imagining. And then each and every
thing can become precious because you want something to be precious in your
There is nothing much in it. This
world is becoming a small village. Now here you can find people from all over
the world. It is no more the old world; the distances are gone. You can go round
the world within twenty-four hours. You can reach any place within a day, within
hours. But what I see in it is a great desire for significance. That is good,
but you are looking in a wrong direction.
Create some meaning. Dance the
dance that you were born to dance. Sing the song that you are carrying in your
heart. BE YOURSELF, and there will be significance. And then you will not need
to go to any astrologer or palmist or tarot reader, or things like that. Then
there will be no need -- you will have significance.
But significance never comes
passively. It comes only when you are creative. DO something. And I am not
saying that significance is only when you are very famous -- when you become a
Picasso then there is significance, no. You can paint a small picture for your
child, and if your child is happy there is significance. You can paint a picture
for your husband. If he likes it, that's enough. Or you can even paint a picture
just for your own joy, and if you like it, or you like it while you are painting
it -- you get absorbed into it -- there is significance.
Significance comes only whenever
you create beauty, whenever you create truth, whenever you create good: SATYAM,
SHIVAM, SUNDERAM. These three things create significance: beauty, good, truth.
Be true, and there will be significance. But you remain untrue, and you go to
the astrologer to find significance. Become beautiful. Beautify your being, let
grace surround you, and there will be no need to go to any tarot reader, you
will know that you are significant. You will continuously find a blissfulness
surrounding you, you will not feel that you are here unnecessarily. You will not
think for a single moment that you are accidental. You will know that God's hand
is behind you, because he is breathing life in you.
The English words 'is' and 'am'
come from a Sanskrit root ASMI. ASMI means: breath-life. Your 'isness', your 'amness',
your being is nothing but God's breath in you. But we have not recognised it, so
we search desperately in every nook and corner for meaning. Stop this search.
This happened only as a
coincidence. Don't be much worried about it. Meditate over this story. This will
show you that the world is really very small.
A flea phoned up a rental agency
asking for accommodation, and the agent said 'Oh, yes, we have a very nice
vacancy, just come in.' But it turned out to be a Pole's armpit, and after a few
days the flea phoned the agency again and said 'I really can't stand it -- the
noise, the smells, the crowded conditions -- could you give me something nicer?
Something really posh?'
So the agent said 'Well, yes, we do
have something -- just come in -- it's Omar Sharif's moustache.'
'Lovely' said the flea. 'I'll take
it.' But after a week he phoned up the agency again and said 'Sorry, but I
really must find someplace else. All the oysters and champagne are really
getting to be too much, not to mention the incessant pulling, stroking and
scratching. It's really not liveable.'
'Very well' said the agent. 'I do
have one vacancy now -- very very exclusive, very cosy and very expensive --
it's Raquel Welch's pubes.'
'I'll take it' said the flea. The
agent heard no more until a month later, the phone rang and it was the flea.
'What's the matter?' asked the
agent. 'Don't tell me you don't like Raquel Welch's pubes either?'
'Oh, yes, I liked it fine' said the
flea 'but I'm back in Omar Sharif's moustache!'