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The eighth question

Question 8
OSHO,
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR EXERCISE?

Anand Prachi,
I JUST TELL a few really good jokes to myself and then laugh loudly and roll on the ground. I know no other better exercise! You can ask Vivek -- once in a while she catches me rolling on the ground!
Just the other day I was telling these jokes to myself:

Richard Nixon was suspicious of some of the politicians surrounding him, thinking there was a conspiracy developing against him.
So he gathered together his closest aides and they went to a small village somewhere in the Alps to investigate the problem.
On the second morning Nixon opened the blinds to his bedroom window, and there in the snow someone had pissed: "Nixon is an asshole." Disturbed by this, Nixon set his smartest forensic scientists to work to find the culprit.
After forty-eight hours they reported back to him.'We have bad news," they said. "We've analyzed the urine and found that it came from Henry Kissinger."
"Oh no!" said Nixon.
"But there is even worse news to come, sir. We've also discovered it is Mrs Nixon's handwriting!"

Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, a catholic priest and a hippie were riding in a small airplane when the landing gear fell off.
The panic-stricken pilot rushed out of the cockpit. "I'm sorry, boys, this plane's not going to make it. There are only four parachutes and as I'm the captain I get one."
He grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Richard Nixon stood up and said, "I'm the President; the nation needs me -- sorry, gentlemen...." He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Henry Kissinger jumped up shouting, "I'm the smartest man in the world! The world cannot afford such a sacrifice!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
The priest spoke next: "My son, you are still young -- you take the last one!"
"Don't worry, father," the hippie said. "There is a parachute for each of us -- 'the smartest man in the world' just grabbed my backpack and jumped with it!"

 

 

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